not fixed.


me = sap. pussy is great... but theres more to it.

Hell yeah! There's tits and ass too!

Shutup Chaos I bet you're a pimp

Um, imagine going somewhere that you REALLY want to go, like REALLY, REALLY would love to go to.. and then the entire time having to act like a completely different person. I have to cover my tattoo, talk differently, dress differently, eat differently. It's basically like getting criticized every 4 seconds. "Your hair is much too long," "Your shoe laces are tied weird," "You need to talk slower," "You really need to stop tanning," "You're holding your mug improperly." It's a completely different world with them, and I'd rather stay home with my family and friends and dogs. Getting my eyes stabbed out with a rusty nail is what I equate seeing some of my relatives to.

you thought I was talking dirty, but you did not heed my warning when I said I had a burning sensation in my pants

lol i bet youre a pimp she says.


you want some work or something? lololol

I'm running out of ovaries for you to bust, damnit

its ok, just hang all over me at the meet to bust nicks balls... that will make me LOL.

I'll go with you and break them in for you. I'll just bend you over their coffee table and pummel you in front of them. After that you'll never hear another word about shoe laces or mugs. :wink:

I did think that. I was like "wow, he really wants me". :roll: I guess things were not as they seemed.

And lose my inheritance? :cry:

Don't worry, I'll give you a load. :wink: And if my plan doesn't work, I'll just make your grandma cum.

Yeah baby, you're making me hot. LOL!!! So when are we leaving?

LOL the week of Thanksgiving.... Flying down there, they live in Naples (where rich people go to die), then taking a multi-hour boat ride to the Keys. UGH.

LOL wow...... ew

I should probably stay at your house the night before. What day are we leaving?

LOL, shut up. If they'd hate me for ONE tattoo (hence why I cover it)... imagine how it'd go over for YOU! Plus, the resort we're staying is $1500/night.. do you have that kind of cash lying around?

Psh, I'll work that **** off with the front desk. I'll make the clerk cum. Basically, that's my currency. That's how I pay for things...by making people cum. :wink:

LOL @ all these people who posted in this thread once and never came back. LMFAO!!!


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LOL @ Charly, Oakes, and I making people feel uncomfortable because they're not as comfortable with their sexuality as we are. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe because half of the time, there's like 90 more posts 2 minutes after you post haha