Lol!!

:eek:

i'm open for business, my legs... are spread, right now... :lol:

but no, i don't want never ending home taco... i had one before, i don't want another.... not for at least a year or so of munching on said taco and only that taco

i'm making burgers... i can't wait to nom them

I wanna turkey burger.

One of my roommates has a friend from home at my house right now and he's tryin to lay some pipe, but she keeps telling me about how she's gonna sneak in my room at night and stay with me. Shes kidding when she says it, but shes giving me fun vibes...what to do.

Now I'm hungry..:(

I've been hungry. Didnt eat anything yet today :lol:

uh... i'm sorry, but i'm not gonna say no to good pussy if its jumping on me...

my thoughts exactly, but that's my good friend and i try not to be a dirtball with them.

Bro...she's not kidding. She's testing waters to see if you're down.

I have to wait untill I get home to fix my crackberry & Eat!

had some the other day... they just don't satisfy the burger crave

lol @ crackberry

I'm pondering escaping from work and getting a wrap :thumbup:

Hey...if you're "sleeping", and she ends up in your bed, and you accidentally roll over on top of her with a boner, and it slides inside of her, how is it your fault? You know? I'm sure your friend would want you to be happy, right?

dude... if she's not interested in him... give her the biz...

if you really feel like a dirtball, tell him straight up today whats going on and that you're gonna pull rank since its your house and SHE wants it in the bum

I dont really crave beef burgers any more. I havent had beef in over 7(?) years. I do miss bacon and pork roll horribly though :lol:

seriously, if you're in your room and she sneaks in in the middle of the night and swallows your dick... are you gonna say "no thanks"?

oh i know she's not kidding. I just kinda feel like an asshole. And she's really cute too.

Lies...trust me. :wink:

It's only been a couple days...how much could you miss me, I mean it?

Captain, **** her or I will.

K, thanks

I wish I could escape I can't leave my desk unless someone covers for me!

Ya know what? **** it. I've never hesitated before, why start now. Hopefully i'll have a good story for tomorrow.

More like yes please. Don't be a fag and **** her. LMFAO!!!

With pics?

you wouldn't understand... 'cause you're not a manly man like i am... manly men crave beef, its in our manly nature

http://www.tourspecgolf.com/forum/st...ley_muscle.gif

And I'm glad you're taking Ken and my advice. We'd never steer you wrong. :mrgreen: It will be all hugs and kisses come morning.




And again...PICS!!!

genius. If all goes well I'll have pics. You won't be disappointed, trust.

Tell her that if she doesn't let you take GB pics (and don't tell her what that means), that you'll tell your friend that she wrapped herself around your cock. Problem solved and I look forward to viewing said pics.

haha hahah hahahaha...that smiley is perfect.

Jon needs this. :mrgreen:

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j8...76p1804781.jpg

That sucks. No one really notices if I leave or not :roll:

lol... that is going on my facebook right now... sorry jon... i yoinked it like The Captain is yoinking his buddy's "friend"

Ken, I think this is more your style :mrgreen:

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j8...76p1494511.jpg

And this totally reminds me of Mike... http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j8...nk105/look.gif

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j8...76p1722651.gif

ha ha ha...




:cry:

hahahahahahahaha! :rofl:

I'm assuming that reminds you of me based on the weight of my cock always making me front heavy.

bahahahha! but wheres the pink thong? I'm dissapointed..

You tell me. It always ends up in one of two places...either under your bed or in your pillow case.

well then it must be lost for good! Time to get you a knew one?! what color?