trust me Zerious's Wife is no ****ing joke...(I have my own I'm just saying)

And Jay who the **** dances like that guy????

Is Charlotte North Carolina a good place to live?

What the hell is a shoutbox?

ooh I want the 'special massage" where do you go?

you're marrying the playstation 3? :P

turbo 308!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqAsmmG38Cs

where are you riding that thing?

im pretty sure they flew to saudi arabia, jay has oil connections...

no really

I have been to charlotte, and its nice there. The people are so friendly in the south. Just try not to tell them your from the north, some people think the civil war is still going on.

Why not. I wanna live in NC some day.

I had a threesome in NC...

i played 2 shows at two bars in durham and hated every minute

until both bar owners said we each had a 50 dollar bar tab

I was in Raleigh

haha Yes!! this thread will never die! Jay you need to quit hoggin all the food from your poor fiance. :)

I think I'm going to re name the thread the Seinfeld thread. Susie thinks thats a good idea because this thread like the show is about nothing.

Well You sir make great threads...Lol

no its not the creator but the contents lol

does anyones allergies suck when it rains. I feel like I have a face full of putty.

I hate Seinfeld.

well that bippu thread was the shat for a while Lol

It was, there was some awesome **** there. Too bad people here think they are elite lol. I dont care, I know what I like.

Hey Liz, I used to hate Seinfeld and so did the Snoozinator but we watch it now? weird eh?

yea I hear you.

So I work in Walmart and I crop dusted a few aisles yesterday..it was funny listening to the reactions.

haha did anyone know it was you?

nah I would dip in do my business and stand in the next aisle and listen..Lol

OMG its finally ****ing cool in here. thank god for rain!

It feels like ass outside. Luckly its not 90 million degrees in my work again though. Yesterday I thought we bumped over 2 planets to the sun.

omg it's raining...no I just washed my WHITE car! thanks a lot Big Guy..

i like breaking off a peice of air poop silently right next to random people then walking away dragging it around them and watch their faces because both they and i know what i did to them lol

listen hurr twisted. **** was like ****ing nam for the past 3 days. take one for the team, this brother doesn't have ac!

surprise were mercury now

sunshine= badass movie

Lol @ nam....okay....I can have someone wash it later...

Is it wrong that I like lindsay Lohan?

so you like the bad girls. shes a great one to take home to meet mom, your mom will hate her your dad will fwap to her when she leaves haha

I mean I really do...I'm watching Georgia Rule what I think is her latest movie..and I like the attitude she has in it. So sexy Lol

How about that gal on heroes? Hayden Pen however its spellt. Mmmmmhmmmmm

meanwhile she's in the bathroom blowing coke on the toilet seat

such a fantastic family


id still bone her even if she is a coke whore

shes hot but C'mon shes too cute..and nice..lindsay is naughty...and dangerous..

Duude....

What..Lol

what?

haha this is gonna get funny really fast I can tell