I can totally see Jon laughing his ass off about that too LOL

I think she has def gained weight since I've known her, (a year maybe)

lol you definitely did.

dude, it was light in the house, how the **** do you fall down and nearly break your ankle with only 2 steps? then she was like being all pathetic... **** that **** i just met you and you made **** awkward.

I test drove a mini cooper yesterday. Thing was horrid.

i have nothing to say about that. at least she didn't bring her friend brenda along. (i think thats her name lol) O M G...and i don't mean that in a good way.

Even from a girls POV I cant stand when girls are all like oh poor me i fell. Bitch, get back up and keep truckin :lol:

lolololololololololololololololol

So, I'm sitting in my van at the garage at work. Updating my worklist and I hear a loud ass *CRUNK* noise. So I look in my mirror and see the mechanic who appears to be pulling a large bucket truck into the garage. Except the door was down. LOLs ensued.

hahahahahaha

I think I met her before? :eek:

:bigeek:

shes a big one...

so now that i've got 8.04 and 8.10 64bit ubuntu burnt onto cd's... i have nothing else to do

shes like ow ow ow it hurts, im like i know it hurts but you need to get the hell off the floor.

:rofl: this **** is to damn funny.

Update with pics.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...eke/img173.jpg

shoulda just rolled her out the front door while she was on the floor

hahaha wow

After looking at that pic....how did they not see that the door was closed? It's not like they were backing in and hit it. Wow. :bigeek:

We've still talking about the tree right?

i think im having a heart attack all of a sudden my chest kills :eek:

Haha, well, this is the same guy who was hitting a wheel on a truck with a sledgehammer this morning.

He is an idiot.

what about your left arm? chew an asprin/bayer?

LMFAO brandon.

its muscular if it hurts... a heart attack is more... numb...

all of a sudden i got sharp pain in my chest and i had to like sit back in my chair and catch my breath it was effing weird/scary but im fine now

like i said, thats a muscular deal... i know the heart is a muscle... but that pain is from chest muscles, not your heart

good to know. i never wanna have a heart attack that **** must be terrifying

Like those sharp chest pains where it hurts to breathe? They suck.

LOLing hard at that truck

yeah exactly... and yes, they ****ing blow... but theres nothing to really worry about, just a muscle contraction... it just hurts like a bitch and makes it hard to breath because its now allowing your chest to expand

I've heard though, that when that does occur to some people, they freak into thinking it's a hard attack which sends them into a panic attack allowing something to possibly go wrong.

The best thing to do with any pain is to just relax and stay calm, tensing up makes it worse.

Eat more bacon!! Should clear that right up!!:cool:

i'm pretty ****ing tempted to go home and wait for my nearly $1100 worth of computer hardware... work is dead...

going home is gonna be fun :mad:

sleating or some **** out.

hence why i haven't left yet...

For real? I'm about to leave for lunch.


I'm so bored. I have stuff to file, but can't because the filing cabinets are all full. :roll:

sleet+quattro= :)

sleet+awd+snow tires= :mrgreen:

:-p

No rain or sleet where I live.

stop making me miss my V8! transmission died :(