Wrecked my Camaro into a telephone pole. Broke both my arms and got a burn on my chain. Every since, no facial hair there! Try whiping your ass with to casts on...

If i lost my beard, id cry my eyes out for a solid day

I've never had any awesome injury stories.. just epic fail injury stories. When I was a kid, I fell off a scooter or a skate board (don't remember) down a steep drive way. Slid a good distance, stood up, felt okay, then was told I had no knee caps. Oh yeah, all skin completely gone off my knees. So gross.

Fell up stairs onto a nail sticking out of the steps, the head went straight through my skin, hit my shin bone, then had to cut my skin away with a needle. Blood everywhere.

Then I fell off train tracks, went straight down.. ten feet later landed tailbone first on a giant rock. Cracked that and it still bothers me every day.

I suck.

I have. When I split my wrist open, my right hand was in a cast already, I didn't do any school work for 2 weeks.

I got 1 uped lol. Just messing. But yea, that def sucks.

Yeah, the doctor called me an idiot for not putting the casted hand through the window, which would of made sense lol. Nope, I wanted to protect the already broken hand and in thus sacrificed my only good hand and nearly ending my own life lol

Morning all, topic today is injuries? haha

Broken Collarbone, Broken arm, torn ligaments in my left left, 5 concussions, and a spinal chord concussion(was paralyzed for and hour and a half)

Morning all. Got my root canal done this morning. Now relaxing until my interview at American Muscle at 1pm today.

That is one injury I'm glad I haven't had. I hear it is horrible.

lol no way? Dann works there and my buddy is the owners' cousin, I was just there a few weeks ago helping them move warehouses.

Oh and I legitmately just passed out at my desk for like 10 minutes give or take lol

injuries huh?

broken arm, broken wrist, broken ankle, 2 concussions, torn cartlidge between ribs, dislocated my middle finger (turn 90 degrees to the right, still don't have full movmement in it), and plenty of body scars,

Yes way haha. I know Dan works there. My buddy just got in a few weeks ago and gave my resume to someone we are friends with in high school who is one of the managers there.

Oh and as far as injuries go I believe the only ones I've had so far is a torn rotator cuff on the right side. After making a hit in football back in high school I couldn't lift my arm or move any fingers trying to put all my might into it. Lasted several minutes and continued to happen.

yeah it was horrible. it was during a football game, it hurt but i didnt know where the pain was coming from, so, i played one more play, threw a touchdown pass, and came out. It still bothers me today. Doctors just gave me pain meds and let it heal on its own

I'm gonna put a punching bag in my office.

Would be a nice way to let some frustration out.

hey everyone! working an overnight tonight, so i wont be around much today. Hope everyone has a good day!

Today is moving along quickly.

ive had plenty of other injuries... Broken fingers, toes, a wrist, nose a buncha times, split my forehead open once... interesting stuff for sure lol.

not a bad day. i'll agree with j and say the day is actually moving fast and smooth. kinda like vagina on weiner

one more week til school is over for the semester. i cant wait to eat real home cooked food again.

Couldn't agree more^