dispersed minions to feed you, or to recover fork and knife so you can feed yourself? lol

Well, it's handled. Thankfully they have boxes of them in the conference room kitchen upstairs. Now, since I have a microwave IN my office, I will restore my value lost heat to the Cinnamelt. Orgasm in t-minus 30 seconds.

To recover the fork and knife. I'm sending them back to work on taking care of my fan mail and angry ex gfs.

Yeah, god who knows how many angry ex gfs there are with you. :rolleyes:

Well, didn't we see one when I was at the bar with you lol.

There are a few though, I honestly wait for the day to be out somewhere public with a girl and just hear... "NICK?! YOU SUNUVABITCH!"

I wouldn't even turn and look, just duck and run.

Did we? I can't keep track of every ex you've been with haha.

I can't either....

Well, that's a lie, I can keep track of the ex's. It's the random hookups and such that I can't keep track of, and often times end up in the same place as them and forget we ever did anything cause I have the memory of a goldfish about matters like that. It makes my life interesting on a daily basis, the best is when I get a phone call from a number I didnt save and I get the "What do you mean who is this?" It's awesome really, you should all try it sometime, I feel you haven't lived if you havent been in a room with 4 girls youve slept with out of the 6 girls there and none of them know each other. That was a great night, Phate1229 can fill you in on that.

im stuck betweena rock and a hard place that has **** on the walls.

i think my car took a ****. I dont have much money saved up at the moment for a down payment on a new car. I cant keep the mazda running and its taking me a **** ton of money. Im sick of buying these ****ty used cars. My credit score isnt that great and i dont make much money. i have no clue what to do :\

Lmfao you're such a freaking whore/pimp

I'm the biggest whore I know, but I never come off that way to girls, hence why my success rate is so high. It's an all around win.

Dammit. I hate when I forget to pause pandora. I'd also like to say a big thank you to pandora for playing Hanson this morning and making me lol @ my past music choices from when I was in middle school. Awesome.

I still jam out to Hanson....

Just looked up what Pho was. You guys should try Nan Zhou hand drawn noodles in chinatown. On race street between 10th and 11th. It's like $4-$5 for a huge bowl of awesome fresh made noodles. It's seriously one of the very few things I miss about living in the city.

We've stopped vaccinating our cats for everything but rabies. One of our cats got a lump from it and they said it often times turns cancerous and kills the cat. Google about it. I was shocked. The dog still gets everything considering he eats rocks, poop and bees.

Thanks for the suggestion, I will try it sometime. Vietnamese pho is different than chinese style noodle dishes.

My doctor called, he said I was looking too fresh today, might be deadly.

Was he one of the girls? :rotfl: Double burn! I'm expecting an IM any minute :-P

whats up ppl?

hahahhahaa, nice, that was a well played double sided burn.

no. he wasnt. he went home crying realizing he doesnt have a 1/4 of my game. Salt in an open wound.

So you would rather have a high interest loan on a different car that will still break down on occassion? If you own your car outright and can't afford to fix it how can you justify being able to afford a car payment?

Find some people on the forum that will help you with the car, I'm sure parts probally aren't that bad, buy them some pizza and beer and get that bad boy fixed.