throw the chocolate at her and call her a filthy heathen

I'm a master debater, bring it on!

i'm 100% going home for lunch and staying there.

I really considered working from home today, but opted not to b/c i went home at 2 yesterday and figured i'd get bitched at by the chick that i work with. well, she's not in today... so i'm going home and finishing up the day there

Being so go at that is a leading cause of making you go blind and growing hair on the surface of your palms.....you better slow down young man.

yes you are :lol:

So.....what interesting topics can we talk about today besides Nick being a master at masterbating.

I really hope the weather doesn't get too bad before I get my new tires!!!!!!

Has everyone finished their Christmas shopping?

Well, usually someone else does the bating for me....

I'd say talk about sex but half the members in here dont get it, and the other half I dont really wish to know about simply because I know some of you well enough and it'll just be awkward....so I'll just leave that as a sick burn on some of you.

not even close! LOL. :(

True that. He and I had a little bit of a falling out a while back and now we're bff's and I <3 him.

I also blame 311, I think they're implanting subliminal messages into his brains. :-p

What's sex?.....you mean it happens with another person?

I barely started christmas shopping. I bought my dad a blu-ray player so far. mom wants a food processor, and i feel lost when im looking for one of those. Any of the lovely ladies in here care to help me out? She wants a Kitchen Aid 9 cup food processor. My dad isnt doing to great health wise, and he keeps on saying "i want to go to vegas again before i die" so im thinking about setting them up for a week vacation out to vegas.

i think he's just really angry for having bad taste in music

Person or other insert-able objects....

Jon's taste in music is extremely diverse, he can actually sing half the songs he knows rather well too.

I havent started because my bank account is looking like a pair of goggles.

http://www.amazon.com/KitchenAid-KFP.../dp/B0002MH3LK

I'd check out Macy's. They seem to have a lot of food processors!
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/produc...tegoryID=29431

Sigh. I started my Christmas shopping and am almost done. I just don't have enough money this year to give people gifts like I usually do. It sucks. :(

i know, i'm just busting his balls for being in love with 311

I pretty much am done Christmas shopping too. Started getting things here and there back in October. But anyways, just want to get my brother and dad at least one more thing.