Hey Michelle....your car looks like it's smiling

Because we totally just banged and everyone knows it.

damnit, everyone always likes the asian women.

us asian guys get no break

totally didnt see that

me pwned

you do know why that is... right? :lol:

oh damn

sick burn.

yeah yeah, i've heard it

but the thing is, i'm only half asian, and i'm only asian from the neck up, everything neck down is white :mrgreen:

including your pencil dick?

lol sorry... had to

Still not doin much for you hahaha, jk.

/awkward lack of junk talk

I'm extremely exhausted and will probably be passing out in the next 30 mins

you know, thats usually the first thing people say on forums (and some douche bags at bars when they want to make them self look better in front of the ladies) about me when i tell them i'm asian.

gets kinda annoying after a while you know.

meh, i never hear the end of it.

and julia, the whole panface thing, i get that from the other forums i go to as well.

lol well for the record I was just joking.. hopefully you take it 0% seriously.

you....suck.

why is that?

I was 100% serious. About everything and anything. Yes. This is serious too.

no problem

like i said, i get it all the time.

i remeber one time me and a ex co-worker of mine were at this party. both of us were talking to the same chick, and he goes and says, "you know asian guys got small dicks."

cause he figured that'd be the only way he could get that chick, and it worked for him :roll:

Because.. you fail at communicado

haha damn, that chick sucks then

http://media.urbandictionary.com/ima...rnet-24591.jpg

and by the way, you do look like a 13 year old boy, :lol:

So cock slap him and go with the chick? What the dealeo? Or wait...its true isn't it?