lol no

but tbh i woundnt want to from her..... lol

I would definately like a professional massage. The first time I got one it wasn't really that satisfying. They said since it was my first time that they should do like the intro to massage. I really could of used a deep tissue because I have some bad knots. She even said I have a lot of knots near my hips.

i always have lots of knots, so it hurts like hell while getting it... and feels amazing lol.

Yeah I love the feeling of the pain you get when they take the knots out. You know they are doing a good job haha.

I need a massage. straight up

Good morning all

i don't know what i like more, getting a massage from a hot chick.

or giving a massage to a hot chick.


:mrgreen:

getting one... cause i'm lazy as **** and hate giving massages

So true haha. When I usually did the massage, it'd turn into more. Not so much if she did it.

+10,000 on that one.

i don't min giving them out, long as the chick is hot

yeah, thus why i like giving them. but, that only works 25% of the time :lol:

That's not a very good percentage there sleeper haha.

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

grilled cheese... i dunno why but that sounds soo good right now

Grilled cheese with bacon and sliced up tomatoes inside.

because its good. other day i made one with pepper jack.. it was amazing.

touche' i'm down!!

Just had the grumpiest old lady evarrrr at RiteAid for a cashier. Fuuuuuu, I'm just tryna buy a pack of gum, I didn't want my receipt, end of the world, right?

you should always take your receipt... have you ever seen mitch hedberg and his skit on receipts?

Yeahhhh Mitchy is my favorite ever, lol.


I'm gonna go home and file it under 'D'...... for doughnut.