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Percocets taste terrible when you chew them but they work oh so well when you do. :):):)

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Originally Posted by gsxAWDdsm692 (Post 726496)

Percocets taste terrible when you chew them but they work oh so well when you do. :):):)

I can has percs?

i have vicodin at home.

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Originally Posted by CHAOS (Post 726493)

why do women make **** so ****ing complicated?

Women's internal wiring was made by Lucas

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Originally Posted by Kiel (Post 726508)

Women's internal wiring was made by Lucas

george?

i will completely agree with that.

with my relationship, i don't know why i make things complicated. like my brain can't just let certain things be.

it is certainly some kind of bug in our innerworkings. our programmer should fix this.

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Originally Posted by CHAOS (Post 726513)

george?

British car joke. They call Lucas "the Prince of Darkness"

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The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."

Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.

Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.

Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.

The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off.

The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.

Lucas is an acronym for Loose Unsoldered Connections and Splices

Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency.

"I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou..."

If Lucas made guns, wars would not start.

Back in the 70's, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which did not suck.

Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas makes their refrigerators

Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.

Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: Check the position of the stars, kill a chicken and walk three times clockwise around your car chanting:" Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant.."

Also
http://www.mez.co.uk/smoke2.jpg

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Originally Posted by Kiel (Post 726533)

British car joke. They call Lucas "the Prince of Darkness"

"I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou..."

Also
http://www.mez.co.uk/smoke2.jpg

that was pretty good

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Originally Posted by 96integraLS (Post 726463)

yeah, that place is amazing. when i was home last weekend, thats where i went with miller to get some food. and it was so damn good.

yeah, we go there a lot too.

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Originally Posted by BluMeanie (Post 726467)

Ok...I still think that we are talking about the same place.

are you sure? i'll have to show you it sometime. Its not really too near 95...

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Originally Posted by CHAOS (Post 726493)

why do women make **** so ****ing complicated?

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Originally Posted by where'smyturbo? (Post 726523)

hahahaha...i know I sometimes overthink stuff way too much

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Originally Posted by Kerplunk105 (Post 726569)

hahahaha...i know I sometimes overthink stuff way too much

I dont, but thats because Im perfect. :roll: :mrgreen:

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Originally Posted by BluMeanie (Post 726574)

I dont, but thats because Im perfect. :roll: :mrgreen:

yeah....okay :-p :mrgreen:

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Originally Posted by BluMeanie (Post 726574)

I dont, but thats because Im perfect. :roll: :mrgreen:

sure you didnt over think that? lolz :banana:

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Originally Posted by CHAOS (Post 726580)

sure you didnt over think that? lolz :banana:

Me? No whey.

haha good sport as usual... i was hoping you didnt stab me for that.

I am sitting in my little office trying to figure out receipts since may...I have no idea what I am doing nor what I am even supposed to be doing.

just got my ass chewed out by my dad for overcharging my atm card again...wtf. dad is a dick

too many hookers? j/k :lol:

I'm thinking about buying a LCD HDTV...AFTER I go to midatlantic raceway tomorrow