1. Empire beauty school
2. can't log onto FB right now
3. Nope, married with a kid

More.

:rotfl:

damnit, it's the same on every forum!

Those are some big holes shes got.

If I know Ken (and I do, inside and out), the single part isn't as important as he made it out to be. lol

:wink: I like you.

Her ear lobes aren't small either. lmfao!

this is true

and if she's happily married, even better

Happily...maybe. But without Ken in her life, she's not as happy as she could be. You tell him Ken.

just went to the lunch room to get one of those chef boyardee mini things... welll it came out of the machine and when i opened it to peel the metal back it was all gooey and moldy... FML. as if im not already sick. threw it out and washed hands.

I would love some sushi right now.

And by sushi, you mean Susie...right? :wink:

Uh oh...you guys are going to lock legs and swap gravy huh? :wink:

Snoozles, I thought we agreed that was our secret code phrase!!! :mad:

i'm hungry... and i'm stuck on a conference call

I just had a smoked turkey sandwich with swiss cheese on wheat bread.

im hungry and the ****ing vending machine took the last of my change for a moldy chef boyardee. :mad:

screw that flu shot, the line was way too long, and it was full of old people.

only wussies and old people get flu shots.

thus why i left.

i used to get the flu shot every year, since the military made it manditory.

now that i'm out, screw that **** now