Ken, the sister is married... to a dickhole that's probably cheating on her. But today is her birthday, so I'm treating for dinner and hoping that she stays happy

Good ****ing movie!!!!

Marriage is dumb

Unless your in the military and get mad extra money:mrgreen:

lol... it is officially the weekend. and im naked

I don't think I'll get a boner for a week after reading that....

x2. :bigeek:

good... sex is bad mmkayyy lollllllllll

My pops would know about that, he retired a Lieutenant Colonel :mrgreen:

Nice! I wanna retire with atleast 1 star. I think it would be just badass.

very true, he still "works" for the government....well, he works for a civilian company but because of his security clearances/military experience/level he's doing special projects

Well today was a ****ty day. Wake up to it pouring outside, and since I woke up late I took the bimmer as the Honda has ****ty tires. Half way through the commute I realized I forgot to fill the car up last week but I didn't have time to stop and get gas.

I gotta go to lowes and look for steel couplers I can use to assist my pressing efforts...

god damn chicks are stupid...

There is a picture of Keith floating around of him getting slapped in the face by a giant clear dildo. Two days later there was a rash. :eek:

And guys are assholes, what's your point?

I am not an asshole...for the most part.

I'm the nicest guy I've ever met.

I'm too nice. maybe if i was an asshole drunk i'd be able to get with girls all the time....yeah!. they seem to like assholes that drink all the time!! just treat them like **** and they will stick around for a night or so....

i STILL don't understand how that works......really......

meh, been used before.....NEXT!!!!!