amazing grace on the bagpipes = awesome. Yeah, I occasionally like to listen to instrumental music....I literally still get chills at hearing TAPS after my uncles Funeral who was a Navy Seal

Ah pretty sure that will be too thin then.
I'll ask the installer guys at best buy. They are usually pretty cool about giving out spare wire they have laying around from their install jobs.

I'll have some wire with me no matter what tonight. I know exactly where it is.

So I'm trying to figure out how to ditch this girl I'm seeing.
After the first date I was like... eh, I'm not feeling it, but I'll give this a try.
Second date... yeah we are definitely not a match.
Third date... OH **** WHAT DID I JUST DO!

So now she keeps texting me and I just want to end it before I keep digging myself into a deeper hole.
I don't want to be a jerk and hurt her feelings, but at the same time I think she needs to know I'm not really into it.

tell her you're dating around and met someone who you mesh with better.

or just stop talking to her. three dates = not serious = you don't have to say **** to her

Read into what I said happened on date 3. :wink:
I think I need to at least say something.

What Art is sayin, that he finally lost his virginity on the 3rd date and realized he likes girls. So his guinea pig, aka his mom, is no longer needed and doesn't know how to tell her it's over...

Virgin my ass, I'm your fukin FATHER!

i was dating a chick... went out i think 7 times... were ****ing from the third on... i wasn't really feeling it, got busy with work, things calmed a little and i didn't care enough to call her or get back in touch. no biggy... people have sex all the time

on the dating note... i'm letting my mom set me up w/ someone from her hair salon... figure she's got a good sense of people, better than i do anyway, so i'd give it a shot. Gotta call the salon tomorrow and set up a free haircut with her :lol: worst thing that happens, i get a free cut, course... i don't really need one. should be interesting

Just cause youre old enough to be my dad and still dating girls my age doesn't make you my dad. Beside, he buys real cars :)

Sig quote!

Face it Nick, I won that one...lol

no. lol, there was nothing to win

Sig quote declares winner. Suck it bitch! :lol:

Lol Ken is gonna make a salon porn

:mrgreen:

my mom is funny though, she's says, "worst case you guys grab a couple beers and be friends"

i reply, "worst case is she gets laid"

Dear <lady>,

I'm sorry but I'm just not feeling it. I know we ****ed on our last date and now I'm ending it the day after, but don't worry, it has nothing to do with your sexual performance. You see, I haven't gotten laid for years and I just needed to get some action. The reality is though that every time I look at you I get shivers down my spine because your face reminds me of a cross between Gilbert Gottfried and that Mr. Furley dude from three's company. I do wish you luck in your future endeavors and I do appreciate your services as temporary semen receptacle.

Sincerely,
Lagos.

She'll either leave you alone or light your car on fire.

Stop being a bitch and tell her OR put it in the butt. She will most likely get pissed and want nothing to do with her AND you can still atleast say you put it in her but.

In all seriousness though, you should be able to have a simple conversation with her.

owned. your sig quote is useless Art.