She love you long time.

Lol waking up in the middle of the night for sex and bjs is fun

Or waking up in the middle of the night while you're already in the middle of sex

im about to go down the street to giant, and get peanut butter, jelly, and bread

This is the best. There is no better way to start the day off then waking up to being sex'd up. You could tell me I have cancer and it wouldn't matter until the next day lol

middle of the night sex is the best. it's like morning sex (which is pure win) but without the nasty morning breath or eye crap.
























plus you can just roll over and go back to sleep when your done.

Thats where you went wrong, always hit it from behind in the morning

i fart alot when i wake up so i rarely have morning sex.

but middle of hte night secks is mmm mmm good

They are both win. Sleepy sex is the best since your senses on on full alert

Sounds like you gotta sneak off and poo. Then your ready to go!

I have yet to receive either from my gf in the middle of the night haha. We always talk about it too.

As opposed to waking up with your calf muscles locked solid in a very painful cramp. I hate when that **** happens to me :(

you know whats not cool at all?? waking up and having to beat off. oakes knows all about this.

Wow, I must be a huge bitch. I hate, hate, hate to be bothered when I'm sleeping. I get so cranky.

^
ouch........

Hahahahaah far, FAR too much info about what your butt does when you wake up in the morning...

However, hilarious...I guess this happens to a lot of guys. I can't say I have that problem.

Middle of the night > first thing in the morning

i'm way gross in the mornings. especially after a night of drinking.

wake up, burp, scratch balls, moan and groan alot, rub head, think to self "wtf what happened last night", put on dirty clothes, take a dump, light a smoke, start my day.


no secky at all but w/e i gotta do what i gotta do.

Yeah, sucks for him. :-p

My little toe does that.

:rotfl:

I'm a pre-sleep farter. My old roommate used to rip me about it because right before i'd fall asleep i'd always let one rip. Hate holding it in when i have company.