Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Seriously? Right now? I am busy man!

Alright everyone I'm out. Have a nice day.

tetanus shots make your arm sore wtf.


and the stupid nurse put a pink soccerball bandaid on my arm. apparently she thought i had a vagina....

Do you look like you have a vagina? Sometimes it's hard to tell.

idk my crotch does smell fishy....................

Tmi...

that's just the aids

oh nevermind, i just found my penis............ it was tucked away under my crack...

piitb?

haha, visions of clerks 2 and silence of the lambs running through my head...

and this KILLER video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ToNZHG5KHw

So I apllied for unemployment and they Denied me said I didn't make enough, so I checked I out and they left out $12,000. Yes they said I made nothing for a few months and I have pay stub that prove I earned that WTF

awesome song.

apparently the girl who ran over two girls, killing one instantly, blamed it on her ipod. ugh.

police chief said stupidity was the cause... who wants to bet people from the driver's family attack him for saying that? :rolleyes:

Maybe she should never be allowed to do her job again

whistle goes WHOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

There are no words for last night. None.