Originally Posted by ASIAN JUL (Post 1467438)

I got the dumbest injury ever once. I don't even think I have a scar from it but it was so hilarious

I was home from school cause I was sick and I was really nauseous and dizzy. I went into the bathroom to get to the thermometer and I was too dizzy to walk back. So I put the toilet seat down so I could take it there and take a 2 minute rest. I sat down, put the thermometer in, and went to put my head on my hand, my elbow was on the radiator cover, which is right in front of the toilet. Well, being tired, sick, nauseous, dizzy, etc. I totally missed my hand and my forehead went straight onto the corner of the radiator cover. It didn't really hurt, I sat up and didn't see any blood.. but when I sat up, blood, no lie, starting squirting forwards onto the shower curtain. I started laughing so it started getting worse.

My mom got home from going out and getting me soup and she walks in the bathroom to find me deliriously laughing at the blood shooting out of my forehead.

Originally Posted by russiankid (Post 1467440)

Heres another story. I was about 12 years old and in my old neighborhood in Texas, there were 3 mail boxes in the neighborhood. Each one was close to your house, but they were the big ones where there are a bunch of mail boxes. Anyway, I went and got on my bike to get the mail. I had flip flops on which already indicates failure. My foot slipped off the pedal, mind you I was going fairly fast, and my big toe's nail scrapes on the concrete for a solid 20 feet. Needless to say I was greeted with a huge chunk of meet instead of a nail. It grew back though, haha.

Originally Posted by Oakes (Post 1467453)

Should I tell you guys about my worst injury?

Originally Posted by Oakes (Post 1467463)

A broken heart.

Originally Posted by RSX Type-Slow (Post 1467461)

and oakes are you really deaf??

Originally Posted by RSX Type-Slow (Post 1467461)

one summer i got shot in the face while falling off a 1,000ft cliff with this psychopathic killer who was handcuffed to me trying to cut my hand off with a chainsaw. did i mention i was naked and my cock was in a bear trap and my ass was filled with bees.

oh yea, and i landed in a pit of angry poisionous scorpions who were on fire. and the only way to get rid of this psychopath and the bees and the fire was to jump into a sharks mouth whose teeth have been raplaced by razor blades. once i was safe in the sharks belly, i found out i was sharing his stomach with 12 naked horny gay dudes.


needless to say, i have the scars to prove it.....



and oakes are you really deaf??

Originally Posted by DPancoast (Post 1467468)

LOL hahahahahahahahah roffllflflfroflfllf

Originally Posted by RSX Type-Slow (Post 1467466)

faghottttttt

Originally Posted by DPancoast (Post 1467468)

LOL hahahahahahahahah roffllflflfroflfllf

Originally Posted by Oakes (Post 1467475)

I had to try and soften the blow, what I'm really sayin is, my worst injury was a broken heart from going to Dairy Queen one time last summer and asking for a Strawberry Cheesequake blizzard....and they said we don't sell it anymore. I nearly exploded.

Originally Posted by RSX Type-Slow (Post 1467461)

one summer i got shot in the face while falling off a 1,000ft cliff with this psychopathic killer who was handcuffed to me trying to cut my hand off with a chainsaw. did i mention i was naked and my cock was in a bear trap and my ass was filled with bees.

oh yea, and i landed in a pit of angry poisionous scorpions who were on fire. and the only way to get rid of this psychopath and the bees and the fire was to jump into a sharks mouth whose teeth have been raplaced by razor blades. once i was safe in the sharks belly, i found out i was sharing his stomach with 12 naked horny gay dudes.


needless to say, i have the scars to prove it.....



and oakes are you really deaf??

Originally Posted by ASIAN JUL (Post 1467462)

scared