Get this **** outta here!

hm....glyde.....id probably smoosh that too.

oh wait i did...and i broke it. damn it. Idk, this phone is just full of fail for no reason and verizon refuses to accept that.

lolllllllllllllllllz

aw doood i ran into an old girl at the gym... i is sad.

should have flexed for her:supz:

Samsung Astroglyde :eek:

cheer uppys i yove yew

should have monkey punched her in the face

lolololol

samsung spermiglyde....

sick advice Dan. Can't wait to have to go pick up Bryan from jail

Bryan Troll doesn't go to jail... what are you crazy? That's like say "oh hey, I'm gonna send god to jail" and then you get struck by lightning and die.

yea. god striking you with lightning sucks.

Yeah, you're right Dan. Bry could easily tell any cop/judge/authority figure, "Yo...I'm Bryan Troll. Don't you know who I am? I don't go to jail. Getchyo hands off me" and *poof* be absolved

exactly... it's why I cry myself to sleep at night

i do something a little bit different than cry...

Beautiful - Akon (live)


*dances*

so im still in PA
me and tori got comped a room at the comfort inn, free food tomorrow, and a plane at like 2pm tomorrow.
hhahahhha
party at the comfort innnnnnnnn

well you cry afterwards

its a happy cry. i swear.

it's a cry of joy that you managed to get hard, it's ok we all do that