I laughed at the baloon knot also lol.

hahah, glad you like. I figured it'd take a little while before people would get it.

haha george I can see you grabbin tons of chicks. Props.

Almost on my level. :rotfl:

I worked with a guy once who used some creative terminology for human anatomy...

That was one of his more common ones. :lol:

apparently im to dense to get it today :( lol

It's a butthole.

How are you gonna get new ass and not bring your A game?? You should always make sure they get two in before you pull it out and let it fly! I think that crazy chick may have ruined you for life.

haha thats amazing

Yo New Box is DEF Hard to adjust to...I dunno how guys do it...Im in that Ish for like 5 Mins tops and Its game over...Like Buster said...Its a Disabilty...I need at least three times to get my Member acclimated to the new environment...****s Rough.

Try jerking off like 4 or 5 times before you go meet said 'new box.' Lol, I usually dont have an issue with it. Yeah its more exciting. I guess its just a matter of finding a way to more or less distract yourself and control it. I used to be like that when I was 18-19.

I'd like to prove you wrong.



Whenever I hit a new piece of ass I try to distract myself as much as possible if im sober. But if I just smoked some 420 and it was good stuff, I'm good for a LONNNNNNG time.

But if I still have PME then its time to start biting the box to regain my stamina, just like in Mike Tyson Punch Out.........Then you can pump it again for a few minutes, then back to biting the box. If you find yourself in the situation where the girl doesn't like getting her roast beef licked, then its clear that she was touched by her daddy and its time to bail, so whip it out and blow it on her face and get the hell out of there.

i got it right away when i first saw it and all i kept on thinking was of george "zulu" takei when he was on howard stern. stern fan will get it.

trust me, no matter how much you smoke or drink or whatever you wouldn't last with me lol.

:iagree:

New box isn't easy to last with. Especially if shes smoking hot and tight like a butthole :eek:

ha.... why didn't you ever tell me this story george!!!! Hilarious!!!!!

lies! it's all in your head

playd the **** outta your gf hahah

lies and more lies.

Well of course, where else would it be. Seriously though, new vag (unless your under the influence) is too good usually. :-p

I got with a dude once who literally put it in and went. How ****ing sad is that? There wasn't even any real foreplay. Pathettttic.