i was playing paintball about a hundred yards behind an appartment complex when i was like 14 with like 10 of my friends and some old lady said there were "russian terrorists with sub-machine guns and gas masks trying to kill her"....same thing happened...lots of cops, us like :eek::eek::eek::eek::cry:. our parents like :mad::mad::mad:. cops like :lol::lol::lol::lol:

when I was in high school and driving my Karmann Ghia daily, I was on my way home from school following 2 other guys I went to school with; a guy in a riced cavalier (and I only use the term "rice" if it's completely tasteless), and a guy in a jetta... well we got to a section of open road and i guess they decided they were going to race each other and took off down the hill. they passed a van on a double yellow, I watched them both turn off several hundred feet in front of me, the van headed straight, I turned off as well. I get about 300 feet up that road and have to slam on my brakes (no power brakes, very skiddy in the ghia) to avoid hitting the cavalier's body kit which is in the middle of the road. There's a school bus off the side of the road with its rear axle disconnected on one side, jetta's in a ditch, cavalier is turned into an accordion on the other side of the road in the woods.

Since I was the first person there, I stopped and asked the bus driver if they needed a cell phone or anything (there were no kids on the bus), ran home to tell my mom what happened, went back up to the scene to talk to the cops that showed up, watched the Medivac land and take the driver of the Cavalier to the hospital, etc. You know, just being a good samaritan.

So the next day at school, they call me to the office and I'm immediately chewed out by the Principal and school rent-a-cop for street racing, and I had to rip them apart and tell them all the reasons why their accusations were stupid (rear-engine aircooled 46 horsepower car that can only hit 75 if it's heading downhill with a tailwind) and how I even talked to the cops on the scene about it. Pretty much, they just accepted that I was right, said someone there said they "saw" me racing them, and just sent me back to class.



on another note: My friend (chris) was pulled over while I was in the car with him, he was ordered (not asked) to get out of the car, and was accused of being an asshole (several times) because the cop had someone else pulled over on the side of the road and apparently chris passed him a little more closely/quickly than the officer would have liked (from where I was sitting, it didn't seem like he'd done anything wrong) and the police officer proceeded to threaten chris with the dog he had in the car, even though chris was being completely cooperative and reasonable.

haha some of these are making me laugh, especially the russian terrorist one.

i cant remember anything too epic, but one time i was riding my quad going back home from the woods and 2 cops come walking down the trail side by side, i was hauling then i seen them, slam on my brakes and do a u turn but the trail was too skinny so im stuck in some brush, i jump off and surrender while one cop tackles me and tries upper cutting my helmet off with it strapped on and the other cop points the gun in my face, they said i was trying to run them over, so i asked wait were u behind me because i clearly turned 180 degrees, they screamed shut up, then they were telling me i could get charged with attempted murder on a cop up to one year if they ever caught me again lol.

"uhhh, is this really a car"

one of the cops opens up the zip and smells it and is like "damnnnn this smells awesomeee.. what is this ****?" and i'm like "uh it's jus decent mids" and he's like "no way?!!! really?? i haven't seen **** like this in a while! man this looks like some uhh heads or something (it totally didn't) boys, come here, you gotta smell this!!" and then all the cops smell the zip real excited, one even accused me of lying about the grade lol

also, when i had my sebring lxi i got pulled over for speeding by some cop, and he asked me if my speedometer wasn't working properly. i was like "it does work officer, but the mph don't reflect how fast i'm actually going because i have really low profile tires and uhh it's not calibrated for low profiles tires..." i kinda just stared at him hoping he'd somehow believe it b/c i didn't even know what the hell i was talking about and he then responded "ok, just be sure to get everything calibrated correctly!" which was lucky for me b/c i didn't even have my registration or license on me. then the same cop pulled me over not 5 min later on the same road sayin i was doing 13 over this time, and he asked for my license, reg and insurance - 2 of which i was unable to give him and i still got off w/ just a warning somehow, i was like "remember officer, my low profile tires?" i've never been this lucky again.

me: How are you tonight officer?
Cop: im good, How bigs your vtec yo?

4 cops pull me over in the middle of Norristown

Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Me: "Not a clue to be honest."
Officer: "You're exhaust is extremely loud!"
Me: "I just put it on a week ago, I didn't expect it to be this loud."
Officer: "Well, this car isn't a race car!" *goes back to vehicle*

Officer comes back.
Officer: "So uh... IS this car a race car?"
Me: "Haha, no not really."
Officer: "Oh, well I was just asking because I have a friend who drives a Camaro with no exhaust on it all the time."
Me: "Uh huh, and I suppose you gave him a ticket right?"
Officer: "...Touche', have a nice night."

Lol.

^ LOL, best one yet.

haha thats a good one sov.

English please? :bigeek:

he's speaking of mary jane.

SHE is speaking of the reefer, yes.

Ah, I thought so but I wasn't sure. Never smoked so yea...ha

a zip is a qp, and i think the rest is pretty self explanatory, mids are whatever, headies is good. but yea i wasn't really out to smoke it either.

did you just admit to dealing? did you buy your evo with money acquired from dealing drugs? I didnt think you could get any dumber.

i didn't admit to anything, i didn't buy the evo w/ drug money, i have paperwork showing where the money came from - anddd i already have charges on me, i'm with a lawyer now so it doesn't matter.

after chasing some vette, **** was fast. I just wanted to play tho

cop: you know why I pulled you over
me: uh speeding?
cop: nope, your exhaust is too loud
me: yea I know. Why didnt u go after the vette?
cop: are u kidding me? there was no way I was catchin him.
me: you're a cop, you're car has sirens and a 2way radio
cop: sit tight for a sec.

cop was cool tho he just gave me a warning.

Well i got a story its not what a cop said but did, I was messing around in my old hatch, I was tray drifting haha and doing burnouts ricer i know anyways the cops come and the cop comes up to my car and feels the back tires, he say hmm their pretty warm i say thats crazy lasted i checked this car is fwd...

we believe you. yo lemme get a dub sack! :lol:

lol i call that a dime, but no seriously, i don't even TOUCH any sort of illegal anything. i don't even drink. can't get in any trouble - not even JAY WALKING for a year and a half, or else i loose my lawyer and don't get a refund.