Well, I'm only about 15 minutes away and a lot tastier

hahahah, I'm having too much fun with this

Yes, yes you are.

WAIT. I meant that for the second part of his post!! NOT THE FIRST!!!

bah!

oakes taste's like stanky cheese that was dunked in the toilet.

SHE SAID I'M TASTY

caught.

deny!

see you in a few ;)

oakes= the horniest, most leg humping dude on TST hands down.


down boy!

That is a lie, I'm not horny, I just occupy my time with it lol

Lol quick, someone warn him before he gets hit by the fail boat! Oh wait, he's not looking over here... How else are we supposed to warn him? Welp, he's a goner...

I deflected that **** with my hearing aids.

great start to a day. B wakes me up at 5AM because my mom was in our room walking like a zombie when suddenly she falls face first into our TV stand/computer desk and busts face. Entire face covered in blood, broke a finger nail, etc. Low blood sugar in a diabetic FTL.

aww poor grandpa

You're sleeping on the couch tonight. End of story.

Lol she's a keeper.

Sorry to hear about your mom Julz :(. I hope she's ok.

i bet its an old ass flower print couch covered in plastic to "protect" it.

dont wake up hungry, the only thing he has to eat is non flavored yogurt and prune juice. And his house smells like moth balls, but his bedroom smells like a dirty adult diaper.

old ass oakes

Thanks, yeah, she's alright. This morning was actually better than usual. Normally when her sugar gets real low she has seizures and yells and flails and stuff. Last time, she fell in the bathroom and busted face on the toilet. One of these days she's gonna fall down the stairs, she needs to be more dilligent.

You put way too much effort into that one, I'm about the furthest from old as I can get. Too much energy to bring me down

So ive had a broken molar tooth in the back of my mouth. Its missing a good, 70 percent or so of it. More of it jsut broke off. had to tweezer a chunk of it out. **** not having dental insurance.

geeze, that's crazy!

does she have hypoglyseamic(sp?) disorder or whatever it's called? Saw that **** in Mall Cop lol