i've been lucky enough to not get mono. everyone who i know who's had it says it's the worst.

I've never had mono thank god

Chinese throwing stars are hard to throw

and yes girlfriend, i do work to advertise

like i said, jackie chan immune system here. on stereroids. snowboarding.

Passin out them cards eh?

i can think of a few badass sickness's that would beat your immne system up.

remember that thread about the town of midgets in PA?

lolz.

bring it nigs.

and bring ava too

i wanted ava =(

i hope she can handle us without bursting her bubble

sars= jean claud van dam with swords for hands
aids= chuck norris riding a jetski covered in flaming chainsaws
diabetes= steven segal on a segway with a handful of rocks
just to name a few

A few so far, yes

prostate cancer = donny divito with a cap gun

Well, I'll just have to stay on land to beat this one.

You know how when you go to the movies, you can get a box of delicious candy in those thick paper boxes and the candy always seems to make the loudest noise ever during the most important or most quiet part of the movie and it's obnoxious for everyone else around? Yeah... It's 10 times worse when your in the middle of a really quiet row in an office building where the only other background noise is keys on a keyboard. Damn Buncha Crunch being all yummy and loud.

i was just told chuck swapped his jetski for a hovercraft. were screwed.

uh....

That entire row is already plotting to kill you, I know this because I'm at the end of it and they sound god damn delicious!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

?????
http://cgrandgeorge.com/cgrandgeorge...Hovercraft.jpg

i dont know what that is but i'll take 4 of em. all flat black.