Jpalm you don't happen to work for EHR by chance? Reason I ask is my fiancée Katie works there and your work sounds very similar.

Nope... but I'm sorry to hear she has the same Hell as me for 8 hours a day.

I actually have been refeshing my programming skills. I don't belive I signed any non-competition agreements or anything like that when I was hired. Thought about starting my own business for this and running my current job out of the market.

I can do better work, better TAT, and much cheaper due to minimual overhead costs.

What's good everyone? Can't wait to get money back this year. Wideband here I come.

By the way, Welds for the mustang are supposed to have a new expected delivery date for Feb 3-10. That's too long of a time span for me. Think anybody will believe my mustang just has nice wheels and a bad belt?

so what corners are you working now? I might swing by to say sup yo. :mrgreen:

Just tell them you have a bad power steering pump.

Rough estimate is I'm getting about 5-600 back, debating on getting either a wideband AND high flow cats, or just getting the cats and putting the rest towards my CC... Decisions decisions...

-Jesse

I thought you just got a wideband?

I need one for the other bank, to get it tuned correctly, or so I was told. I might get the cats since I can make around 200 in tips in 2 weeks...

-Jesse

get an innovate lc-1 140 ish forget cats all together.

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net...48003_460s.jpg

That **** cracked me up...awesome lol

Your tuner is full of crap.

So I'm painting my cabinets that are a darker white color, and putting more of a brighter cream color. Right now I'm having trouble with it since the old white is coming through. That's just one coat, but I wondered what would help make it easier for me.

Sand as much of the old paint off as possible. A coat of primer and then paint.

They sell spray guys for indoor painting that I hear work really good. Def worth the money for the amount of time it saves.

Yeah sand much of it down as you can, a coat or two of primer, color depends on if your going with a light color or a dark color.

****, I knew I should of spent the time sanding it before painting. Just because I wanted to have a Superbowl Party is why it has to be done before the weekend. Yeah, ok.

Yea. As much as it sucks to sand... it probally isn't any more time consuming then doing tons of coats of paint that won't look as good when its done.

Get a palm sander to save you some time and do the rest the best you can by hand or with a block for sharp edges in the trim.

I love working with wood, in a non-gay kinda way. I wish I had the tools because I would be building stuff all the time.

Man, not the answer I wanted to hear and probably the reason why I needed several coats over the dark trim in the family room. I should of made it easier on myself.

Here are the pictures of the kitchen and family room before the cabinets.

Gotta gotta gotta sand a glossy paint like what would probably be on a kitchen cabinet.

So I will be fine with my current wideband only sensing 3 cylinders?

I would go catless, but the trucks in my dads name, as soon as I mention catless he freaks, which SUCKS!

-Jesse

99.9% of builds and tuners only tune for 1 bank. Is it better to do both, of course. Will there be any difference in tune quality and HP... probally so little it won't be noticable. Def save the money.

I would tune my own cars on a single bank because between the price of an attional WBO2 and then the hardware/software to even run 2 at a time would be crazy costs. Probally only worht it for race teams.

You just saved me about 230 bucks lol, looks like it's cats and pay off he CC a little, thanks J!

-Jesse

If you PayPal me $50 for saving you $230... you still ahead :-)

Good try haha!

But seriously, thank you.

-Jesse

No prob.

I'm getting one wideband. **** the thing will cost me anywhere from 250-400 determining the one I go with.

for work I am a vendor/sponsor on a variety of exotic car forums (lambopower, lamborghini talk, etc. etc.) There was a thread about marriage in one of the off-topic type areas on the one forum, everyone was talking about how much they love their wives and their wives complete them etc. etc. and then one guy posted this:


As a Divorce Attorney I say: "dont marry them and dont breed with them"

as a man I say: I prefer a relationship as mine. I have a Concubine. She is my Sex Slave. It works. Now excuse me while I take my Concubine to Bangkok Tomorrow!!!! for a Red Light District tour with our Monkey. Yes....our monkey. The whole ..rafting naked with porn stars (and a monkey) experience from last week left me still in the mood if you know what I mean. really. Rafting with porn stars naked. ... yep. serious.

I wish all of you here (my fellow Lambo enthusiasts) a wonderful week while I ..... attend to a certain Ping Pong championship ..in Bangkok. and yes..the girls will not use paddles to shoot the balls over the net.. .

I am serious and I am a real person..lol

these are just this months adventures. I absolutely love my life and wish only the best for all around me. .. oh yeah. I f'n love my lambos too. Gonna rock the Aventador in Gumball3000 this year. the lp560 did bullrun last year.

"Dont Breed with them and Dont Marry them"

really. I am serious. yep. serious. I promise. someone here must know me and know this is very very true.




everyone was like "dude, WTH are you talking about?!? he responded this THIS:



The Secret for my Concubine and I is rules and responsibilities. she has the responsibility to give (1) Blowjob to me every single day without fail at 9p.m. - 11 p.m. each night. 4 1/2 years later we have not missed a day. I know youy are saying... "what if she is sick; what is something comes up..." I respectfully remind her that this is a non-negotiable item and that I will receive one blowjob a day... thats it. It is what I have declared that I require.

Secondly; She is graded on 10 items each month with 2 extra credit. She must perform all 10 sexual acts monthly and two extra credit (to obtain a A+)

She has gotten an A in gift giving montyhs ... Yeah for February!!!

She usually gets a B.

Why does a woman who loves sex get less than an A+???
I mean she does have 27 seperate moves. Yes 27,.... 27 moves.

Well the 10 items (we have never disclosed what they are) are so f'n "out there" sometimes dangerous or difficult (and certainly impossible for non-pornstar types) that she cant do them all

they are a list of the most insane crazy **** I ever gotten and just so no-one gets lazy in this relationship... we do them all every-month.


anyway, mutual respect; listening to each other ..blah blah blah.... I divorced that when it got fat.

27 moves; 1 blow job a day from 9-11; and a 10 point grading system; 2 areas for extra credit

27-1-9-11-10 and 2 ....play those numbers if youre not rich enough already. those are the mathematical formula to a happy long term marriage/concubine relationship.

Oh and when you see t.v. sitcoms where the man is a pussy begging some old bitch for sex (everyone loves Raymond...) know you dont have to be like that.

And when I see movies about tenderness and love making I just wonder if it is real.. I mean where is all of the... name calling; spitting; hitting SEX! whats all that face to face ..looking in the eyes and romantic kissing all about. People really go for that ****.

No Judgements. Maybe everyone is happy and that is truly great! I love my way of staying happy and it is a fringe point of view that maybe could be appreciated by some.... even for entertainment value..
But I say this: It is real. Ask anyone who knows us and Ask my Concubine what grade she got for being "good" at the next bull fest. she will tell you. she is proud of it. Is there a whore olympics? If no.. I already got her the medal. serious. she wears it.





HAHAHAHA i was dying laughing, dude literally blew my mind with these posts... the craziest part is there is a very real possibility he is not kidding :eek: !!!

^ I like that guy.

I wish I could get one BJ a month let alone one every single night... ****!!!

-Jesse

Get her drunk. Problem solved.

I wish it were that easy, she hates drinking, hates the fact that I'm 21 and can drink whenever I want, and shes underage... I'm getting ****ed from all angles here...

-Jesse

Tell her you are gonna get it one way or the other. She will either get pissed off or will give it up because she 'cares' about you. Either way, your taken care of.

I'm with ya there.

J, no homo but I love you dude haha, you always crack me up!

-Jesse

Actually -Jesse, it appears you arent getting ****ed from ANY angles here...

Zing!

I walked into that one...

-Jesse

points for this guy --.
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wsh i could play my music loud enough to wash out all the fricking other noises.

Have a good one everyone. I'm going to be picking up some furniture in DE.