lol thats the hottest thing i ever heard an asian do.

I wanted to run over and kick her and put her face into her pile of poo. That's ****ing disgusting. But then again, so is A.C. in general.

well you have to put their face in it so they know its bad

fixed.

haha trooooof

i used to live in jersey. so ****ting on a beach is kind of a naturally occuring event for me.

and my buddy said hes not doing **** tomorrow so ill make him take off his wheels

sounds sick man. if you wanna meet up tomorrow night, im game. of course, i work til 1030, but i have no problem meeting up around 1130 or midnight. idk if you work a normal shift like other people at 8 or 9 am

uhhh, i work when i get up. thats whats good about redoing your own house haha

lol sick, working at home ftw.

so i threw all my garage clothes in the washer today (i still live at home so i share with my mother and sisters) and then into the dryer. well, i did a **** load of oil changes last week. The washer smells like oil, and the dryer is now brown. fml :(

i killed a guy last night.
i win

he stepped on my nikes

that is grounds for a killing. lol

i clearly failed at being a housewife though

hahah best way to do it. my buddy used to **** up his lawn on purpose, just so his dad would get pissed and mow it himself. dudes a lawn freak lol

i hate lawn freaks man. like, people that would flip out when they have a dead spot or something.

i threw a used condom on it after doin it in my car. ooooops hahah

Lol well played

I got your well played right here

in there like swimwear.

suppppp