you cant whore yourself out in proson. and i want my shank back.

lol i kind of molded it into something a little different than a shank. you may have it back :-(

Jerry Jerry Jerry

hahahhahahahahahah

erik you can't kill someone with a shank you modified into a dildo............ unless its covered in aids, then it'd kill. slowly

man my neck hurts.

it really hits you where it hurts. lol

i just learned how to make toilet wine.

stolen fruit from the mess hall, sugar, and ketchup......yum

****s whacked.

im in the bathroom making it now......................its gonna be delicious

dude, i couldnt image carrying **** regularly though my ass.

toilet phone??


piss letters??
prison is n joke.

holy ****. you can use piss as invisable ink! wtf!

gimme your address, im sending you a piss letter....................

Funny story. We bought a big flourescent blacklight because we heard you can detect urine with it. I watched one of my cats decide to relieve itself in the corner of the room rather than the ****box.

Turns out that myth is no BS and said cat has been liberating itself in several places :(

you cant get blacklights in jail.

you hold a lighter up to the letter and the piss turns brown.

lol, one of those

OMG! IT'S EVERY-WHERE! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

cat pisss smells so bad.

lol

IT'S EVEN ON THE CEILING

ceiling cat > *