thats a bad ass shopping car

Being a Subaru forum, we should swap it with a smaller, yet more efficient 4 banger, and then only make 200hp.


Wooops.

A man was having sex with his girl friend. As he was pumping away she was getting closer and closer to climaxing. Suddenly, just as she was about to loose it, he pulled out and switched positions. In this position, he pumped away. After a long time she was finally getting back to the point of climax. Again he switches positions on her before she could peak. In this last position the man quickly climaxes and rolls off her.

Perplexed and unfulfilled the girl looked over at her boyfriend and said: "Don't you think it was a little presumptuous of you to keep switching positions and not allowing me to climax."

To this the man replied: "Presumptuous... thats an awfully difficult word for a 10 year old."

:fwap::fwap::fwap:

Chaos, when did you make an owned pic?

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a35...ned_fatguy.jpg

I did not has fail. Actually the mats went in nicely and look pretty nice, I just wish I had the rest of the STi interior :/

hahahahahahahahaha

edit: ROFLMAO at the image name

I think I hear a fat lady in the next cubicle eating ho-hos

haha dude we had a meeting yesterday, i got the shaft and had to sit next to the fat girl... shaped like ****ing giant meatball with 2 toothpicks for legs who whines about her ****ing knees hurting from the misshapen fat ... yea she was breathing out of her mouth the entire ****ing time like she was winded from sitting there.

ugh, did she start wheezing like fatty McGee?


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE But I liiiiiiiiike the stairs. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hahahaha fatty mcgee was so ****ing funny

Group N trans mount installation: Sunday

An empoylee was not feeling well and decided to call into work to tell them she won't be coming in that day. The manager asks " Why aren't you coming in today are you feeling okay?", she says "No, I have a strong case of anal glaucoma". The boss says "Anal glaucoma???What the hell is that?" She say "Its a condition where I can't see my ass coming into work today."

I need to stop bitching out and quit my job.

Do it, we need more drama on TST today.

I applied to be a Remote IT System Administrator for Amazon.com

Good luck!

....what should I say? "I ****ing hate working here and want to kill myself whenever I even think about comig in? oh..btw, can I sotp by tomorrow and pick up my pay check?"


:lol:

Do not feel intimidated by your place of employment...if anything they should be happy that you are moving on in your life and further in the employment world. Of course they will make it seem like you HAVE to work there but, meh...they WILL get over it

I got a good laugh out of this :thumbup: made my crummy day a little better.

I dont think they are going to look at it like that, haha.

I never want to go back, but I really should give two weeks notice.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah


What lie can I make up? Um...I got hired at a new place and they need me to start tomorrow? Is that even believable?