lol @ this ****.


wiffle ball tourney ftmfw.

I love when they wiffle my balls

..... sick one liner bro.

anyone see Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man? thats full of great one liners.

"my old man used to tell me before he left this ****ty world... never chase women or buses, cause you'll always get left behind"

lol wtf? in.

got a new phone coming my way. ****in POS w580i keys went bad... so theyre sending me a new w760a. both sony ericsson. should hold me over til the new iphone hits the market later this year.

Yeah I heard about that new iPhone. I gotta fix my 3G screen. I can't wait for the next big update on the 5th

cant wait till storm actually has an update the verizon approves... yet these beta/hyrbids work pretty good..

wut?

<-in.

i wish my cube had a small cot to take a nap on :( lol

time for some coffee.

hate that im done school, and still cant enjoy summer and sleep late. i get up and im up

Yeah I can only sleep in if I drank the night before, or if I'm curled up with my girlfriend haha...

sorry for the mushy moment.

Also, office people ordering breakfast ftw. Thank you boss for not coming in today haha

nah drinking i wake up early too now. its like when i wake up i shut my eyes again and it doesnt work

hahaha i can't sleep for **** if my girlfriend is in the bed with me, nothing against her, when i sleep im all over the place

I HATE cuddling up when I'm trying to sleep and/or sleeping. Ugh, let me sleep damnit! It's so annoying. :roll:

I got the best sleep when I slept w/ the ex.

something tells me you dont drink.

Haha or he doesn't drink enough =P

Also, I don't like being attached to my gf all night, but if I wake up early the next day, I can fall asleep easy again if I put snug up to her. I dunno she loves to cuddle tho so it's different than someone who likes to sleep alone.

It's not that I prefer to sleep alone, I just don't like to be bothered while sleeping. lol

haaha ive given my girlfriend a black eye once, and constantly shove her into the wall.
not on purpose of course! lol
my problem is that i do, but i get bored, start drinking during the day, then by 1 or 2, im beat and just go to bed haha