Haha...lets put it this way, she would break you...well she would probbably break Zack too...so you have an understanding of her size...put 2 of your rims side by side, tire and all...thats her ass.

fat girls are annoying.

good lord, how do people get that big..
either they have an actual medical problem that they should get checked out.. or they eat fast food/**** 3+ times a day..0

dpan. shes got 3 holes dont worry.
cant believe i typed that

Just yesterday I saw her walk in and out of the food court at least 6 times.

Zack, sharing is caring...lets tear that **** up!

good thing the wife doesnt come on tristate

Hahahahaahaha that rules. Maybe he lurks :eek:

Are you implying that Zack is one of those guys that likes guys?

mother****er
haha and hopefully not

Why that's used as an insult I don't understand. When people say that to me, I say "yes..yes I am"

habit

oh jesus, alex is trying to be funny.

Speaking of funny, Jon that was HILARIOUS.

yea and i shut him down
hahaha

i told you dude.

Lol I meant she.

And secrets don't make friends!

Hi.

45

i know something thats funny----


Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological tests.

The funny thing is that it works.

1. Picture yourself near a stream in the mountains.

2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

3. No one knows your secret place.

4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called the world.

5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

6. The water is crystal clear.

7. You can easily make out the face of the person you are holding under the water.

See. You're smiling already!

i just had the best sandwich ever!!!
turkey avacado cheddar with garlic mayo!!!

Especially when they fall down your steps and can't walk. Stupid bitches.



:lol:

mmmmmmm taco bell