hahahaha, why you mad son?

not mad, I just think that would be funny as hell

:crunk:

let her give you a blowjay.

She's a big girl right? Then she should be good with her mouth.

hahaha ken, you're such a doll.

I don't have to worry about it now. I'm back to my cold hearted self. No more emotions. Its ****ing wonderful.

lol ill go elsewhere for that... like my ex-friend's, ex gf.

haha, i was asking jjon why he was mad. If that happens, there will be a thread shortly following.

"Memorial services Nick Oakes"

I'll never forget the time a girl in high school who was prudish, innocent, whatev.. had a boyfriend she liked and wanted to try and give him a tuggy.. she asked her friend for advice and she told her pretend you're trying to get the last bit of ketchup out of the bottle.. come to find the girl started smacking the head like a Heinz glass bottle :lulz:

:bigeek::bigeek::bigeek::bigeek::eek::eek::eek::ee k::eek:

Think of all the lonely bitches that will be there :inlove:

game on son, GET IT hahahaha. I recommend Sarah...no gag reflexes :mrgreen:

haha considering i've never met her i'll have to get them all to stand in a line and ask them to put their fingers down their throats, last one left standing....oh hey sarah

They'd have to nail your coffin shut cause I bet there'd still be bitches tryna get some stiffy

New head > old head

Also thiss chick would aim to please seeing how into you she is. You could get a porn ending and blow one on her face.

I know graphic but w\e

he's really not that pimp...

I only go by what I hear, lol


and herro to you prease.. cawk srap?

so takin a poop right now and it smells so bad