I keed I keed.

exactly vag still counts if you pay for it, thanks to the economy the amount of girls willing to get paid to take their clothes off and get a free snack out of the deal has increased

so uh, jordan, wats the deal with borrowing the M5 for a day? or a weekend?

Or foreverrrrrr

what deal? the its not happening part?

aka, how much? the im gonna make you deaf part? to drive it dummy

145$ a week is the rate I usually charge people for the M

145/7 = 20ish a day

hmmm, think I'll take you up on that.

and thats not 20$ for a free for all with my car, I measure tread depth and we go for a ride before hand so you know how the car acts and if it deviates from that at all when you bring it back the bill is on you. I use to just let people drive it but when a certain person decided to do donuts in it when I told them not to beat it up thats what I resort to now. But I mean if you want to take your babe to dinner in Philly or lie to a one night stand that you have an M5 its an easy way to get it done.

haha, im not one to disrespect someone elses car, too many people trust me with theirs and its the last thing id do cause I'd hate to have it done to mine. I understand completely, its more or less the last part that you mentioned :mrgreen:

lol like you need a BMW to get girls... you have a ****ing fusion and you get more vagina than a lot of people.

Have i mentioned that you are the man?

I know, but like you said, it's a Fusion hahaha. I need to fit the image

its pity pussy dont kid yourself about any image

listen, if me being deaf gets me laid, im ****ing fine with it lol

do the helen keller...

its my signature move.

"I'm sorry what? Oh I didn't hear you....nor did i see that i got it in your eye, sowwy *puppy face*"
"*giggles* It's ok, I'll just sign it to you next time"

oh hai ladies.

blkz06 needs to come into this thread more often. he's funny as hell! haha

Lol Jordan is this thread's winrawr