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Elliott18t 03-30-2009 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oakes (Post 1301549)
You're just a question.

I don't get jealous lol, if I did....well....I'd be a huge hypocrite.

Tricks to properly having a few girls at once.
1. Never text the others when you're with one them
2. Never mention hanging out with other girls when you're with them, they may say they don't care, but they're all lying murder plotting angels
3. Don't make them thing they're going to become more with you if you have no intentions of doing so
4. Never date an asian
5. Realize the pun that was intended in number 4 and 5
6. NEVER, EVER pick girls in remotely similar friend circles, they all talk, they all plot to kill and you will lose your little soldier.
7. Jizz on their face and bounce

Hmm well i haven't dated an asian. But, I had sex this (asian)chick when I was out in CA, then left pretty much next day :bigeek:. Don't blame me. It was her idea.. lol

ASIAN JUL 03-30-2009 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R_Rambo (Post 1301548)
lol love you julz

Awww gee you're making me blush and stuff. :wink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oakes (Post 1301549)
You're just a question.

I don't get jealous lol, if I did....well....I'd be a huge hypocrite.

Tricks to properly having a few girls at once.
1. Never text the others when you're with one them
2. Never mention hanging out with other girls when you're with them, they may say they don't care, but they're all lying murder plotting angels
3. Don't make them thing they're going to become more with you if you have no intentions of doing so
4. Never date an asian
5. Realize the pun that was intended in number 4 and 5

6. NEVER, EVER pick girls in remotely similar friend circles, they all talk, they all plot to kill and you will lose your little soldier.
7. Jizz on their face and bounce


:rofl: but *cringing* at being oh-so-close to my least favorite phrase in the world.

so when are you writing a book?

Oakes 03-30-2009 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elliott18t (Post 1301552)
Hmm well i haven't dated an asian. But, I had sex this chick when I was out in CA, then left pretty much next day :bigeek:. Don't blame me. It was her idea.. lol

Nothing wrong with that haha, there have been plenty blow and go occurrences for me. Some for better, some for worse all for win.

ASIAN JUL 03-30-2009 02:58 PM

Guys must not realize that girls can play the field, too.

Oakes 03-30-2009 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyCarIsFTL (Post 1301556)
Guys must not realize that girls can play the field, too.

OHHHHHHH, I know, I just play better and being that I know how to play I know when I'm being played.

I'll write a book sometime into my 20s, need at least 200+ pages worth of material.

ASIAN JUL 03-30-2009 03:05 PM

One moar hour until I go home and start feverishly cleaning my room out to make space for B's stuff.

Buster 03-30-2009 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oakes (Post 1301557)
OHHHHHHH, I know, I just play better and being that I know how to play I know when I'm being played.

I'll write a book sometime into my 20s, need at least 200+ pages worth of material.

You can call it the hearing aid monologues!!

Oakes 03-30-2009 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster (Post 1301565)
You can call it the hearing aid monologues!!

orrrr

The Things I Never Heard

ASIAN JUL 03-30-2009 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster (Post 1301565)
You can call it the hearing aid monologues!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oakes (Post 1301567)
orrrr

The Things I Never Heard

:rofl:

ASIAN JUL 03-30-2009 03:17 PM

CHAOS 2,567
Kerplunk105 2,353
twastheglow 1,915
lownslow95 1,689
Scapegoat 1,665
MyCarIsFTL 1,504
Oakes 1,365
Snoozie 1,216

Oakes 03-30-2009 03:17 PM

My name is Nick, and I have a problem

lownslow95 03-30-2009 03:20 PM

1,689, thats it? I thought I had more.

Buster 03-30-2009 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oakes (Post 1301567)
orrrr

The Things I Never Heard

I just heard that whole part in my head in a rocky and bullwinkle theme.

Oakes 03-30-2009 03:21 PM

It's ok, your e-penis is always deceiving

Oakes 03-30-2009 03:40 PM

So anyway, the wind has got to go

Snoozie 03-30-2009 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyCarIsFTL (Post 1301587)
CHAOS 2,567
Kerplunk105 2,353
twastheglow 1,915
lownslow95 1,689
Scapegoat 1,665
MyCarIsFTL 1,504
Oakes 1,365
Snoozie 1,216

Oh geez. You'd think I was jobless or something... :o

Oakes 03-30-2009 03:54 PM

get a life.

Snoozie 03-30-2009 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oakes (Post 1301631)
get a life.

You get a life! :o

Oakes 03-30-2009 04:00 PM

wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Soon2bG60 03-30-2009 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oakes (Post 1301588)
My name is Nick, and I have a problem

Drugs?
Dick?
Alcohol?
Dick?


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