1. Empire beauty school
2. can't log onto FB right now
3. Nope, married with a kid

More.

:rotfl:

damnit, it's the same on every forum!

Those are some big holes shes got.

If I know Ken (and I do, inside and out), the single part isn't as important as he made it out to be. lol

:wink: I like you.

Her ear lobes aren't small either. lmfao!

this is true

and if she's happily married, even better

Happily...maybe. But without Ken in her life, she's not as happy as she could be. You tell him Ken.

just went to the lunch room to get one of those chef boyardee mini things... welll it came out of the machine and when i opened it to peel the metal back it was all gooey and moldy... FML. as if im not already sick. threw it out and washed hands.

I would love some sushi right now.

And by sushi, you mean Susie...right? :wink:

Uh oh...you guys are going to lock legs and swap gravy huh? :wink:

Snoozles, I thought we agreed that was our secret code phrase!!! :mad:

i'm hungry... and i'm stuck on a conference call

I just had a smoked turkey sandwich with swiss cheese on wheat bread.

im hungry and the ****ing vending machine took the last of my change for a moldy chef boyardee. :mad:

screw that flu shot, the line was way too long, and it was full of old people.

only wussies and old people get flu shots.

thus why i left.

i used to get the flu shot every year, since the military made it manditory.

now that i'm out, screw that **** now

that, and old people scare me

Haha we will be that old one day.

thats what i'm scared about

http://img2.allposters.com/images/MM...ever-young.jpg

yeah right.

nope drive like me and you're pretty much guaranteed to never be old.

That's right. But, you're not invited.

I'm sorry! I was excited and it just came out!


:inlove:

:supz:

i'm so glad i joined this forum :lol:

Yeah, good find, Sean.

yup, whats up with you today?

so lemme get this straight. I get busy at work for a little while and susie and julz are gonna scissor de vagimbersz... Oh tst.. You are my hero

i know, awesome aint it

Why is that you little floor spanking monkey?

Listen, I don't know what the **** you just said, but yeah, they're going to slam twats.

it's local, chicks slamming twats on the forum, what else can i ask for?

oh yeah, i know what i can ask for

vid of said slamming of twats

Same old ****.... got the e back last night. OMG, I can stop now!

Ballet tonight, then I'm going to do nothing but watch mindless tv all night.

Sorry I didn't text you last night. I realized at 4:30 I didn't have my truck so my dad took me home and I hung out there all night.

YEA! your can has brakes!

sounds like a productive night, after ballet.

no biggie, i had my phone off through class till anout 930pm.

all i got is a test today, so, i'l be out of class early, i'll shot you a text after i get down with class. then, to the bar!

Excellent points sir!

Yeah, it finally has brakes. I've been milking them for like 6 months.

Good luck on that test.

And can you hook me up with your hairdresser?

Good luck. I hope it's not positive.