Your typing is ****ing terrible.

so i think this girl i went to HS with has a thing for me but i cant tell... she smokes and is a bit of a former partier... therefore no thanks... its mildly funny.

Like you don't go for girls who smoke, lol.

not overweight ones.

My typing is fine,i just havent gotten out of bed yet,although i should soon since i have class at 315.

i wish. it would kinda be pointless to quit now, i'm so far in.

Your typing is always this way.

:rofl:

Boreeeed

Almost as funny as the one Nick (DropTopChevy) hooked you up with? :rofl:

lol not that funny.

Damn...I was hoping for a repeat of that.

Who is it?

happens to me all the time :eek:

not posting it.

Just ate a Snickers bar and I'm reminded of why I don't eat candy. Anyone else like me and don't like candy?

Haha this girl who randomly started talkin to me a couple weeks ago says she has had a crush on me for like 4 years. She was a freshman in high school when I was a senior. She is ok looking for a taller broader girl. But I've had a girlfriend.

Text, PM, email, Facebook?

Starburst and DumDums are about all I eat.

i hate most candy. i don't have a sweet tooth at all...

julz,dont hate on my typing. It is a forum after all. at least i spell correctly

peanut M&M's MMM!!!!!

I hate getting faked out.... I go to the bathroom thinking I have to unload a huuuuge dump, I sit down and its just a big gas explosion.

I had that happen to me. It messes you up the rest of the day too.

fml i should have known that was coming.

its happened a couple times already today... its totally, "i'm going to take the best **** of my life!!!"

Ugh, I have such a sweet tooth. I like candy, but i loovvvve chocolate.

Hahaha Ken I hate those feelings as well.

I had a giant sweet tooth until I started this job. Now I barely eat candy.

The worst is when you are on your way home and it happens. Your sitting there sweating it out and rushing home. You knows your like 1 minute away and it gets worse for no reason. The run in the door, hit the potty, then just a fart cloud, no poo.

I can understand that. I'm sure it gets old quick. :lol:

:rofl: This thread never fails to deliver lulz. I bring up candy, and then pooping comes up. Sorry to hear that everyone is having fake out poopie calls

For some reason grown ass adults still find poopie funny. I haven't figured it out why but it does.

I love candy, but I don't like starburst anymore, this one guy told me he had it in his van and when I got in, there was no starburst. I was pissed.

I got fooled by him too. God damn you Clint :eek:

and then http://demotivation.files.wordpress....10/sodomy.jpeg

Hate it when that happens. Buthurt and didn't even get candy. Now thats the true definiation of being raped...

Disclaimer: for humor purposes, I do not approve of rape.

And by "this one guy" do you mean Spocknasty? :eek:

or CHAOS

or both!?

Ouch:eek: