I hate surprises, hate them, hate them.

What are you doing Friday night d00d

masturbating

actually, not entirely sure... its one of those things where i think i made plans... but forget

hmmm. okie, nevermind if you're busy d00d

So I open the daily babe thread and my moms walks into my room.

at least you weren't fapping




or were you?




:eek:

i don't see the problem... she should be happy you're looking at chicks wearing very little...

my parents found a playboy on my bed back when i was... 12-13... they took it, but they said "well, at least we know he's not gay"

idiots hid it... of course, i knew where... then one day, it was gone... so that night i went into the recycling bin and dug through it and found it... winrar!!!!

ah, playboy college girls edition... nom nom nom. actually, i think i still have it in a box with other nudie mags... hmmm

Haha no I wasn't.

And scape, its just an awkward moment.

eh... while living at home i generally had a half naked woman on my desktop...

i made sure though that once my brother and sister were old enough to be running around the house i moved the computer so it wasn't facing the door.

ain't nuffin awkward about being a guy and enjoying wominz

****...


i thought it was wednesday... again

It's weird when I watch Comedy Central late at night and those Girls Gone Wild commercials come on EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL BREAK and then my mom walks in and sees it and thinks I'm watching porn

commercials... suuuuure

I like women too, its all good.:devil:

seriously those commercials are ridiculous, I hate watching Comedy Central at night

just pretend its like a game... see if you can finish masturbating before the commercial ends... each time

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL I'd rather do that to something worthwhile d00d

Haha theres something more worthwhile then masturbating?!:bigeek:

Not worth it for a 5 minute commercial of censored boobs and girls going "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

if by something... you mean my penis...

:eek: not too sure about that haha
one penis at a time d00d

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...0697557937.jpg

jk raff out roud me no rike joorira for buttsechs