I'm in all forms of the word an accident, I mean HEY! I'd love to have a deaf baby that buys Fords!

OH SHUT UP. Your parents love you and who cares if you're partially deaf? That doesn't change who you are, and you're a great son, d00d & friend so WHATEVER


About the Ford thing though..

.......

THE WORLD HATES ME!

I just **** all of it's bitches.

But at the end of the day, you still feel empty.

I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with the bold part, it makes all the difference

Yeah, I'm with Namdoog, kids were brutal to me when I was a kid. Just like they were to him because he's Jewish, only difference is that he can help it. <3 laaavvv youuuu doog

haha i can help being fat maybe but i cant help that im a joo

Why do JOOOOOOOOOO

lol, however at least I don't look like I got my head stuck in a box when my face was being formed......

Was that aimed at me? It was not a box, it was a slam in the face with a shovel.

Box, shovel, they all form the same sharp angles....

it's true, I can put forehead and chin on a flat surface at the same time.

this is sort of like me, except I'm more squinty ..and have hair
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1262/...da09dd331f.jpg

Ok, so now that I'm going to have nightmares tonight......

um.. Roxie to the rescue

http://a510.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...99af924e2d.jpg

Does that help? :D

prostitution

Roxie helped, adorable. Yes I said it.

Maybe these will help too..

her best impersonation of me
http://a720.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...7bb8596e7f.jpg

ignore me, look at this Doberman (he was a litter mate to Kaleb, almost the one I picked)
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...be1590d031.jpg

mikespock.com/balls.wmv

www.mikespock.com/tstmeet.wmv

The good days...

haha nice!

dpan. friday. you coming, yes or no?

if so.. pizza or hoagies? (i know you're a veg, if you want a hoagie, i shall get you a non-meat hoagie)