hai matt

so i have this roomate, and i wanna move out. so i posted an ad on craigslist for a new roomate. he said he can only get a guy not a girl bc his jealous gf will kill him. so i asked for a dude only...



i got three emails last night about the ad....all girls....

then today i got two more emails....both girls...


fml

tell them i have space in my apartment.

:rotfl:

Tell them they're missing a few requirements down belowww

Damn, i need to get a female roommate. I have 2 empty rooms too.

tell them your buddy likes cock

i'm gonna place a bet that whatever dude that takes your place sleeps with your roomies girl :lol:

i'll wear a wig... where at? i'm actually looking to move when my lease is up here to save money for a house...

but i've got two cats and a bird... kinda makes it tough

Roxborough. 440/mnth

*2 cats and 2 birds :eek:

u guys r nuts. haha

440 a month? omg ill move in with you. but im a dooood

me and the roomate split the rent 50/50....its almost 1k for EACH OF US

almost 1k? my rent is $1140/month and i live by myself... $440 a month would kick ass... i'm stuck here till early next year though. then i'm looking for a roommate somewhere near KoP that can handle the pets too

I am going to have to find a place in 2 years or so.

mad people lol
b20vtec.com

why would angry people be selling their cars??

whenever i get mad at my car i wanna sell it

chyeahhhhhh

Drinking too much water makes my tummy hurt :(

I read you're supposed to drink eight 8oz. glasses a day... so now I do... but it always makes me feel nauseous :(

im bored. i wanna add 3 pages to the whatev thread b4 i go to bed.......................

julz i bet you piss like a racehorse.

blah?

Julz, 8-8oz glasses over the course of a day...not at the same time.

*Pulls down blinds, uses little plastic stick thingy to close the gaps*

oakes was reaaaal funny stoppin in front of my car tonight. hahaha

i have a camera in your bathroom so close all the blinds you want it wont make a difference.

and i've made a ton of money from selling those toilet vids to dirty old men who love asians.

hahaha, I shoulda laid on the hood..

:bigeek:

*gets out bucket and puts it in closet far away from bathroom*

i must have never told you about when i hit some chick in my buddys gsr and she rolled up the hood, and her sandals were perfectly next to eachother. swept her off her feet to say the least

We both have the same effect on women

but you have that effect on me as well

im ****ing hungryyyy

i make girls pass out. or maybe it's the chlorophyll.....................................

fail

chlorophyll is the green pigment in plants

perhaps you meant chloroform?

i'm gonna go kill myself with chlorophyll now....................ugh.

and suck it julz

CHLOROPHYLL? more like BORAPHYLL

:wink:

Owned. First time I support your naziness.

wtf is borophyll?

For me being so anal about grammar and spelling, I go out of my way to type retardedly sometimes.

really dude?
no love for Billy Madison?

BORE-A-FYLL

no. i have no love for billy madison.

Dudes, my left eye is swollen shut with poision ivy... poisioning. I look like ****ing Frankenstien.

Ugh.