Gorilla Unit 33
01-10-2006, 02:04 AM
so once again my crazy friend Ryan from the band Five Pie decides to make up the most hilarious thing ive read in a while i think a bunch of you will enjoy and get alot of laughs out of this cause i know i sure did... feel free to comment
"The Chris Caraba" Crying whilst taking a poop. ex. Sandy's boyfriend called while she was crapping to tell her it was over.
"Fiddler on the Roof" Taking a poop off a housing or business structure. ex. James took a poop off of his office building after finding out he was being laid off.
"The Patriot Act" Whilst taking a poop, authorties bust in your house, and kick down your bathroom door.
"The George W" Taking a small poop, and using massive amounts of toilet paper. ex. With one small poop bob used more then half a roll of toilet paper. In which he was deemed wasteful.
"Drag Racing" Taking a poop out of a moving veichle.
"Frog Splashin" Purposeley taking a dump evelevated off of the toilet just so your friends can hear the splash from outside of the bathroom. Or stall.
"The Richard Simmons" Sweating whilst taking a poop. ex. Ryan was pooping so long he began to sweat, it was almost like a work out!
"The Coal Rush" Situation where when you poop it all seems to come out in one push, not log like, but very thin and glob like.
"Cliff Hanger" When the poop breaks apart leaving a loglet hanging from your butt, that you almost kind of have to shake or push more for release.
"Bowlerina" The event in which the poop seems to spin as you begin the flushing process. It looks like its almost dancing into the hole.
"Bad Day at the office" While pooping in a portable pooper. A outside force pushes over the pooping unit. While you are in it.
"Cornacopia" When pieces of corn appear in your poop.
"The Paris Hilton" Taking a poop while video taping the act. For more effect poop in the dark, and add night vision. If camera is equipped with it.
"Stealth Bombing" Pooping in a public area. Preferably a shopping mall, or city street.
"Tire leak" When your trying to poop, and more air comes out your butt then the actual poop that you are trying to push out.
"Free Bowling" Pooping with the lid up.
"Interference"- When a family or friend asks you questions whilst pooping.
"Shark Bite"- That feeling you get when you first sit onto a cold toilet. Usually in the morning.
"Douglas"-Derived from 21st century West Chester region. When the deficator must manually open up the top of the toilet, and flush via pulling the flusher.
"Detention"-When post school defication takes longer then expected
"Log Jam"- A very discomfortable situation where the deficator finds him self pushing harder then usual with little results.
"6 Piece Chicken Nugget"- The deficator poops out 6 or more pooplets. Can be created by the "Log Jam"
"Dr. Phil"- When deficator blames the odor he created on someone else of a larger size. Preferably useful at a family gathering or college party.
"Dolphin trick"- When deficator poops, and the poop creates a splash back that wets the buttox.
"Arabian Nights"- When 2 or more people deficate in the same toilet with out flushing. Creates a dark like scene at the bottom of the bowl.
"The Breaching Whale"- When deficator finds that his poop stays at the top of the toilet bowl.
"The Picasso"- When deficator makes shapes, letters, words, etc with his poop.
"Preaching to the Choir"- When someone emits loud noise while pooping.
"The exorcist"- When person deficates then flushes, and the toilet over flows creating the poop to rise to the top, and fall out of the toilet. Creates a large mess.
"Good Friday"- A satisfying ****, with little or no clean up.
"Sister Act"- When a nun takes a poop. In her uniform.
"The Chris Caraba" Crying whilst taking a poop. ex. Sandy's boyfriend called while she was crapping to tell her it was over.
"Fiddler on the Roof" Taking a poop off a housing or business structure. ex. James took a poop off of his office building after finding out he was being laid off.
"The Patriot Act" Whilst taking a poop, authorties bust in your house, and kick down your bathroom door.
"The George W" Taking a small poop, and using massive amounts of toilet paper. ex. With one small poop bob used more then half a roll of toilet paper. In which he was deemed wasteful.
"Drag Racing" Taking a poop out of a moving veichle.
"Frog Splashin" Purposeley taking a dump evelevated off of the toilet just so your friends can hear the splash from outside of the bathroom. Or stall.
"The Richard Simmons" Sweating whilst taking a poop. ex. Ryan was pooping so long he began to sweat, it was almost like a work out!
"The Coal Rush" Situation where when you poop it all seems to come out in one push, not log like, but very thin and glob like.
"Cliff Hanger" When the poop breaks apart leaving a loglet hanging from your butt, that you almost kind of have to shake or push more for release.
"Bowlerina" The event in which the poop seems to spin as you begin the flushing process. It looks like its almost dancing into the hole.
"Bad Day at the office" While pooping in a portable pooper. A outside force pushes over the pooping unit. While you are in it.
"Cornacopia" When pieces of corn appear in your poop.
"The Paris Hilton" Taking a poop while video taping the act. For more effect poop in the dark, and add night vision. If camera is equipped with it.
"Stealth Bombing" Pooping in a public area. Preferably a shopping mall, or city street.
"Tire leak" When your trying to poop, and more air comes out your butt then the actual poop that you are trying to push out.
"Free Bowling" Pooping with the lid up.
"Interference"- When a family or friend asks you questions whilst pooping.
"Shark Bite"- That feeling you get when you first sit onto a cold toilet. Usually in the morning.
"Douglas"-Derived from 21st century West Chester region. When the deficator must manually open up the top of the toilet, and flush via pulling the flusher.
"Detention"-When post school defication takes longer then expected
"Log Jam"- A very discomfortable situation where the deficator finds him self pushing harder then usual with little results.
"6 Piece Chicken Nugget"- The deficator poops out 6 or more pooplets. Can be created by the "Log Jam"
"Dr. Phil"- When deficator blames the odor he created on someone else of a larger size. Preferably useful at a family gathering or college party.
"Dolphin trick"- When deficator poops, and the poop creates a splash back that wets the buttox.
"Arabian Nights"- When 2 or more people deficate in the same toilet with out flushing. Creates a dark like scene at the bottom of the bowl.
"The Breaching Whale"- When deficator finds that his poop stays at the top of the toilet bowl.
"The Picasso"- When deficator makes shapes, letters, words, etc with his poop.
"Preaching to the Choir"- When someone emits loud noise while pooping.
"The exorcist"- When person deficates then flushes, and the toilet over flows creating the poop to rise to the top, and fall out of the toilet. Creates a large mess.
"Good Friday"- A satisfying ****, with little or no clean up.
"Sister Act"- When a nun takes a poop. In her uniform.