Sayings/words/phrases that you hate. [Archive] - TriStateTuners.com

ASIAN JUL

11-13-2008, 01:58 AM

What are things people say that absolutely make you want to rip your hair out?

For me, one of the biggest ones is, "may or may not be." Like, yes, those are the two options.

I also hate "that's only your opinion." Obviously?

And! "No pun intended." Yes, you did intend it, ****er.

97TurboDSM

11-13-2008, 02:02 AM

I hate when people say stupid ass words instead of swearing. makes me want to punch them in the throat

abrok99

11-13-2008, 02:03 AM

"thats what she said" its so overplayed my ****ing teacher said it, its funny sometimes when its a good fit but sometimes it makes me wanna punch toddlers

and "dont worry about it" honestly that pisses me off the most that makes me wanna light my hair on fire

abrok99

11-13-2008, 02:04 AM

I hate when people say stupid ass words instead of swearing. makes me want to punch them in the throat

yeah like in school when kids say "flippin" and "fudge" i give them the evil eye:bigeek:

97TurboDSM

11-13-2008, 02:06 AM

"thats when she said" its so overplayed my ****ing teacher said it, its funny sometimes when its a good fit but sometimes it makes me wanna punch toddlers

and "dont worry about it" honestly that pisses me off the most that makes me wanna light my hair on fire

you mean, "thats WHAT she said"

abrok99

11-13-2008, 02:08 AM

you mean, "thats WHAT she said"

i have no idea what your talking about

:paraniod::wink:

ASIAN JUL

11-13-2008, 02:08 AM

I forgot to mention.

I also hate preceding an incredibly insulting statement with, "no offense."

There's okay times to use that statement but not when people say, "No offense but your brother has the ugliest face I've ever seen in my life and it makes me want to cut my eyes out."

abrok99

11-13-2008, 02:12 AM

the4g63

11-13-2008, 02:13 AM

No offense, Jul, but you suck.

I hate when people say, "That's funny" instead of laughing, although I do it all the time.

Kind of a different thing here, but I hate when people pluralize singulars. Like, my girlfriend's mom will say, "You're going to SonicS?" or, "You're going to Wal-MartS?" It makes my blood boil.

Got Insulin?

11-13-2008, 02:22 AM

The word "beverage".....It just bothers the **** out of me. I hear it, and go flacid for a week. Also, I insult alot of people, like alot of the time I'm talking, so I preface alot of what I say with "No offense, but...." and continue to insult people. It makes them feel like I'm only 12% serious, when in fact, I'm totally focused on making sure that you know how much of a douche you are; no offense.

Honduh

11-13-2008, 02:24 AM

I hate when people say "I know right?"

Elliott18t

11-13-2008, 02:28 AM

Got Insulin?

11-13-2008, 02:38 AM

There it goes.....I'm gonna go try and recesitate my bone in the "Sex talk" thread....

(EDIT): Am I spelling douche wrong? It's not censoring it.......WTF?

abrok99

11-13-2008, 02:40 AM

I hate when people say "I know right?"

i know right???? hahahha i say i quite often lol

ndubz

11-13-2008, 02:41 AM

"with all due respect" is up there with no offense. Like in the sopranos, when Tony is talkin to one of his guys, "With all due respect, Go F*ck your mutha"

Got Insulin?

11-13-2008, 02:44 AM

Add to my list, although I don't know if it counts, trying to decipher what some people type in forums.

TROLL

11-13-2008, 02:46 AM

when cali dudes say 'bra' as in 'hey bra...'

DoubleOughtCel

11-13-2008, 02:49 AM

I hate "nahmean?/nahmsayn?" - eat a gun

CHAOS

11-13-2008, 07:29 AM

ricer is overused.

i also hate the sonicS crap.

i seriously ****ing hate the **** people from philly say like "youse" and things like that

russiankid

11-13-2008, 08:02 AM

I hate when people cannot spell a lot correctly. They always spell it as alot.

CHAOS

11-13-2008, 08:11 AM

they always smell it? roffles.

JET02WRX

11-13-2008, 08:26 AM

ANY and all of the sayings / terms popularized by what is considered rap music these days.

CHAOS

11-13-2008, 08:28 AM

yo ima get my whip iced up john. we going platinum son.

JET02WRX

11-13-2008, 08:34 AM

Exactly.

lownslow95

11-13-2008, 09:07 AM

I hate when people cannot spell a lot correctly. They always smell it as alot.

Really? I hate it when people can't spell "spell" correctly.:lol:

DropTopChevy

11-13-2008, 09:23 AM

I smell something fishy.

I hate "no homo", I'm trying to bring up "yes homo"

Anything related to ebonics, cause I can't even understand some people when they attempt to talk to me....

lownslow95

11-13-2008, 09:30 AM

I hate "no homo", I'm trying to bring up "yes homo"

well thats not going to happen.:mrgreen:

mrchariybrown

11-13-2008, 09:34 AM

I hate the term "word" or "word up"

it's mother f*cking 2008

ricer is overused.

i also hate the sonicS crap.

i seriously ****ing hate the **** people from philly say like "youse" and things like that

why you be mad du?

I smell something fishy.

I hate "no homo", I'm trying to bring up "yes homo"

Anything related to ebonics, cause I can't even understand some people when they attempt to talk to me....

yes homo is already being used son!

Snoozie

11-13-2008, 09:45 AM

ricer is overused.

i also hate the sonicS crap.

i seriously ****ing hate the **** people from philly say like "youse" and things like that

We can't help it! My Mom is the worst with it. She always says da instead of the, dis and dat. LOL

I HATE when people say irregardless. Its an oxymoron. I seriously wanna punch someone when they say it.

TGilb2007

11-13-2008, 10:12 AM

My personal favorite is common amongst people in New England... using the word "wicked" to describe something, such as:

"Thats wicked awesome."

DIAF.

redg2

11-13-2008, 10:21 AM

i hate when people say jawn, trus, or bull so ****ing annoying

mrchariybrown

11-13-2008, 10:24 AM

cop jawnz cop jawnz!

Scapegoat

11-13-2008, 10:29 AM

And! "No pun intended." Yes, you did intend it, ****er.

sometimes it isn't intended. its just how the words play out. I'll catch myself writing a pun sometimes and rewrite what i say... other times, i'm too lazy

"thats what she said" its so overplayed

no way, keep it real with Wayne's World bra! shah!

I HATE when people say irregardless. Its an oxymoron. I seriously wanna punch someone when they say it.

its not an oxymoron... its just not a ****ing word! lol

I hate "it's all good"... my mom says it alllllll the time and it makes me cringe every ****ing time...

omgjacki

11-13-2008, 10:32 AM

Kind of a different thing here, but I hate when people pluralize singulars. Like, my girlfriend's mom will say, "You're going to SonicS?" or, "You're going to Wal-MartS?" It makes my blood boil.

Yeah, that **** is definitely annoying.

My personal favorite is common amongst people in New England... using the word "wicked" to describe something, such as:

"Thats wicked awesome."

DIAF.

Or bitchen. I hate both if them.

I can't stand when people type lazy. Like, to and too is 2. This, that, the is dis, dat, da. EW. You is u. Are is r. Like... how hard is it to put the rest of the letters?

SpEcRv9

11-13-2008, 10:32 AM

i hate when people say jawn, trus, or bull so ****ing annoying

lol...my friends this summer started calling every girl at the shore we encounterd jawn, including all the friends we have that are girls...they hate it so much that we just kept doing it and now we say just say "yo jawn" all the time....im about to make that my license plate

when cali dudes say 'bra' as in 'hey bra...'

did..did he just call me a piece of underwear?!

guess the movie referance!!

omgjacki

11-13-2008, 10:36 AM

Oh, and when people put apostrophes in every word ending with 'S.' Just because it has an 'S' at the end doesn't mean it's posessive. Oh my god.

omgjacki

11-13-2008, 10:38 AM

guess the movie referance!!

Google is coming up with Airborne.

ASIAN JUL

11-13-2008, 10:42 AM

Dude, Jack, my mom is SO guilty of pluralizing everything! "Can you go to ACMES with me?"

Ooh, I forgot...

-"Sike naw."
-"Holla atcha boy."

I also hate when people say "shut up" when you're telling them something, like..
"Yeah, he's totally into men."
"SHUUUUT UPPPPP! Seriously?!"

I mean, I obviously use "shut up," but not as a way of expressing disbelief, lol.

lownslow95

11-13-2008, 10:43 AM

i hate when people say jawn, trus, or bull so ****ing annoying

me to. it makes the person sound ignorant.:roll:

SpEcRv9

11-13-2008, 10:55 AM

Google is coming up with Airborne.

well i said guess, not search google...cheater. :banned:

Scapegoat

11-13-2008, 11:14 AM

i hate when people say jawn, trus, or bull so ****ing annoying

i say trus all the time at work... but its our code for toys r us :o

Jeffros Spec V

11-13-2008, 11:23 AM

"zing"

omgjacki

11-13-2008, 11:26 AM

well i said guess, not search google...cheater. :banned:

LOL I was curious.

"zing"

I think "zing" and "zinger" are funny when used correctly.

SpEcRv9

11-13-2008, 11:53 AM

on forums it bothers me when people say "epic" when the thread is lke 4 pages long and halfway decent....it always has potential and as soon as someone says epic the whole thread just ends up failing...

anymore its like people try to start epic threads and thats dumb..

epicness just comes...let it happen people!

ASIAN JUL

11-13-2008, 12:10 PM

Oh I also hate the expression "that's the bomb."

R_Rambo

11-13-2008, 01:02 PM

this thread is pretty epic

sorry had to do it

SpEcRv9

11-13-2008, 01:49 PM

^which reminds me...when people type/do something and then say "sorry had to do it"

uhh NO YOU DIDNT!

240vert

11-13-2008, 02:06 PM

I know a few people who when talking about something they want, they say it like it's already theirs.

For instance, "I can't wait to get my 240 and get my RB swap, or wait a couple years and get my Evo." That makes me want to do some curb stomping. It's not that hard to say "a" or "an".

Also when guys call every single girl b*t@!s. Just makes me want to punch them.

mrchariybrown

11-13-2008, 02:10 PM

yo, where the b*tches at???????

Snoozie

11-13-2008, 02:23 PM

Oh I also hate the expression "that's the bomb."

people still say that?

Rush

11-13-2008, 02:30 PM

When people use the word 'like' about five times in a sentence. I hear that, and it takes all my self control to not wrap my hands around their throats and start throttling.

ASIAN JUL

11-13-2008, 02:32 PM

lawdogg

11-13-2008, 02:39 PM

"ftl"

350 INCH 95

11-13-2008, 02:50 PM

OH. I just thought of another one. For one, I don't believe in religion so saying "God Bless You" annoys me enough as it is. But what REALLY makes me want to go insane is when people say, "God blesh you" or "blesh you."

I'm with you on the God Bless You thing, annoys the **** out of me.

I also hate every text message abbreviation except for LOL, that's the only one I can tolerate. Text messaging is retarded, if I want to communicate I'll call you or talk in person.

omgjacki

11-13-2008, 02:56 PM

LOL I don't even abbreviate text messages. Even if it's like, one character too long. I'm putting that period there. I'll just send my message in two texts.

WRXD

11-13-2008, 03:40 PM

Irregardless, while stupid sounding, is technically a word.

Usage Note: Irregardless is a word that many mistakenly believe to be correct usage in formal style, when in fact it is used chiefly in nonstandard speech or casual writing. Coined in the United States in the early 20th century, it has met with a blizzard of condemnation for being an improper yoking of irrespective and regardless and for the logical absurdity of combining the negative ir- prefix and -less suffix in a single term. Although one might reasonably argue that it is no different from words with redundant affixes like debone and unravel, it has been considered a blunder for decades and will probably continue to be so.

den9

11-13-2008, 04:32 PM

i hate when people say jawn, trus, or bull so ****ing annoying

i remember when that word became heavily used in the early 2000s, i never knew it originated in philly, the only way i knew becuz i was watching the fresh prince of bel air and will said it, it was pretty shocking.

i hate when people say or type ftw or ftl, its old and annoying, and i think the people who use it spend way too much time on internet forums.

i also say holla, and word just for fun

BlackTalon95

11-13-2008, 04:32 PM

I can't stand when people begin every sentence with 'dude'. Sadly, I've heard it so much lately sometimes I catch myself saying it. Make it stop :cry:.

mrchariybrown

11-13-2008, 05:18 PM

i remember when that word became heavily used in the early 2000s, i never knew it originated in philly, the only way i knew becuz i was watching the fresh prince of bel air and will said it, it was pretty shocking.

i hate when people say or type ftw or ftl, its old and annoying, and i think the people who use it spend way too much time on internet forums.

i also say holla, and word just for fun

people actually say ftw and ftl in person?

seriously?

Scapegoat

11-13-2008, 05:21 PM

I can't stand when people begin every sentence with 'dude'. Sadly, I've heard it so much lately sometimes I catch myself saying it. Make it stop :cry:.

i say dude all the ****ing time

but i grew around my uncle, and obviously my mom, who used it all the time as well. so its just... natural anymore

DC2.2GSR

11-13-2008, 08:03 PM

the WORST thing is when people say things like "hey, where's your car at?". goddamn it!!! it's "where is your car?"!! it's such common language but i seriously think less of someone when i hear them say it. it sounds so f'ing unintelligent.

screamingchicken

11-13-2008, 08:32 PM

I hate when people (and by people I mean black people from philly) use the word john for anything under the sun. Pisses me the **** off. I've heard it used to describe a manhole cover once, I **** you not.
Also, when my dad says "huge" he leaves off the h. Annoying as ****.

russiankid

11-13-2008, 09:58 PM

they always smell it? roffles.

Well thats what happens when you get on the computer and aren't fully awake.

:o

012.5RS

11-13-2008, 10:14 PM

i hate when people talk in general... is that bad?

turbo4g63

11-14-2008, 10:39 AM

I ****ing hate when people say whats up dog???? I"m not your ****ing dog.

The word jawn. Which ****ing mulian came up with this word....the person should be dragged behind a truck....Yo...put that thing in the jawn. Yo..how bout i kill you!

When people say ehh more or less, don't beat around the bush...get to the ****ing point and say what you really mean.

ASIAN JUL

11-14-2008, 10:44 AM

lownslow95

11-14-2008, 10:56 AM

sounds like a vacuum leak causing an fluctuating loop. Check all your hoses. if you can, seafoom is pretty good for finding those leaks, that or if you can get a can or tank of propain, spray that around your hoses. If you come across an area where you spray and the idle evens out, you found your vacuum leak.

when people don't know how to spell correctly, like propane. i didn't know propane was a painful type of gas. :lol:

Scapegoat

11-14-2008, 11:07 AM

i didn't know propane was a painful type of gas. :lol:

considering it will freeze the cells of your skin almost instantly coming from a condensed source, such as a propane tank... i'd say its pretty ****ing painful.

lownslow95

11-14-2008, 11:14 AM

considering it will freeze the cells of your skin almost instantly coming from a condensed source, such as a propane tank... i'd say its pretty ****ing painful.

Ok, so it is painful, but thats still not how to spell propane lol.

Soon2bG60

11-14-2008, 11:19 AM

"Your mom"
So I just reply back, Dude, She has Teh herp.
Then "Ohrly"
No dumbass.

WRXD

11-14-2008, 11:25 AM

In the words of Stewie Griffin:

"Anyone who use the terms A WHOLE 'NOTHER, or ALL OF THE SUDDEN will be sent to work camps."

ASIAN JUL

11-14-2008, 11:25 AM

Ut ohs :(

I'm a fan of the "orly?" owl

TGilb2007

11-14-2008, 12:48 PM

Another one I cannot stand - "I heard that"... really now? I hope so, you dumbass. Im standing right in front of you.

motorvated

11-15-2008, 07:16 PM

Anything Obama says.

012.5RS

11-15-2008, 08:08 PM

Anything Obama says.

HAHA!! was waiting for that one to come up.

timp

11-15-2008, 09:13 PM

"I have to itch my back". itching is what your back does. scratching is what you do to make the itching stop, idiot.

I can't stand anyone who uses "baby talk" on anyone who is over the age of... say... 5. I've known people who think it looks cute to be all baby talky... it just makes me want to curbstomp them.

and finally, anyone who refers to a sandwich as a "sammich" or "sammy"... especially if they go so far as to correct me and say something like "it's not sandwich, it's sammich" and believe me, it has happened.

Omar_MSP

11-15-2008, 10:45 PM

recently i been hearing a lot of "Your Crazy (with a smile)"

doesn't matter what its about, like people being nosey the other person would say "Your Crazy" etc.

MuddyREX

11-16-2008, 12:44 AM

I just hate when people act all tough and say they would do things that they would never do.

Example - "If someone did that to me, I would (insert creative way to injure/hurt/kill) them."

No you wouldn't. You would cry about it. Like a ****ing baby.

blewby u

11-16-2008, 12:50 AM

I hate when people say stupid ass words instead of swearing. makes me want to punch them in the throat

yeah, i know someone who says "sugar donuts" as some sort of replacement to **** it all. drive me crazy.

SpEcRv9

11-16-2008, 12:50 AM

man people really hate the word "jawn"...i was cereal thinking about changing my plate to "yo jawn" just for the lulz(cause its like a inside joke me and my friends have), but apparently it will just make people hate me...

ASIAN JUL

11-16-2008, 01:26 AM

Another one I cannot stand - "I heard that"... really now? I hope so, you dumbass. Im standing right in front of you.

Reminds me of one of my favorite Mitch Hedberg lines..

"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said 'I hear music,' as though there's any other way to take it in. 'You're not special. That's how I receive it too... I tried to taste it, but it did not work.'"

SpEcRv9

11-16-2008, 01:31 AM

Reminds me of one of my favorite Mitch Hedberg lines..

"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said 'I hear music,' as though there's any other way to take it in. 'You're not special. That's how I receive it too... I tried to taste it, but it did not work.'"

mitch hedburg > all