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Old 09-07-2006, 08:50 PM   #1
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Bowl of Granola + Urinal + Eating Granola= Piss taste in mouth = Puke in urinal :)

So I was on may way to the bathroom, passing an empty conference room and noticed a huge bowl of granola just sitting there waiting to be cleaned up by housekeeping. I crept inside, filled up a little styrofoam bowl, and continued on my way to the boys room.

So im standing there, bowl in one hand, weiner in the other, dumping granola into my mouth. I close my mouth and instantly can taste piss (or what I assume it tastes like)

I must have not drank enough water today or something.

I then proceded to projectile vomit all over the wall in front of me.

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Old 09-07-2006, 09:02 PM   #2
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........................o_O wtf is it with you and tasting things you shouldn't?! LMFAO
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Old 09-07-2006, 09:05 PM   #3
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lol what do ya mean?

There was a bowl of granola. Who knows how old it was, or if it was laced with anything.

I finished the bowl of granola without a hick-up after the puke then lol.
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Old 09-07-2006, 09:09 PM   #4
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then why'd it taste like piss?! I'M SO CONFUSED! Did you pee in it...then eat it...then puke it up? Did you pour the granola into the urnial, pee on it, then eat it out of the urinal? WTF...your titles confusing lol.
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Old 09-07-2006, 09:29 PM   #6
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I have a fear of Walmart bathrooms...
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Old 09-07-2006, 09:30 PM   #7
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no I think the smell just got in my mouth.

I DID NOT DRINK PISS.
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Sorry, but ya know you have an...odd reputation regarding fecal matter and the likes..........
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I have a fear of Walmart bathrooms...
Yeah, everyone has a fear of Walmart bathrooms. Texaco and Advance Auto bathrooms aren't any cleaner.
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Old 09-08-2006, 12:36 AM   #10
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Man what the hell is with you, weird ****, and your oral ports.

What the ****...
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Yeah, everyone has a fear of Walmart bathrooms. Texaco and Advance Auto bathrooms aren't any cleaner.
Nah man its not that is like Psycological Scaring. I was in there one time and there was either some kid or an old guy in the one stall, and in this voice that seemed both full of pain and very evil. I heard "Help me...", everytime i try to go in one i subconsiously hear it...
Thats ok, the only time i go to walmart is to buy stuff for my car..... [insert comments]
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