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Jeffros Spec V · 10-05-2007, 03:15 PM

First I'm going to tell you the events that occurred in my life to make this possible.

Thursday 10/4 - Got home from class around 2:30, prepped my self for the Phillies game and sat back on the couch. Half way through the 2nd inning I was feeling sleepy and kind of dozing off. Then I got a great idea to call my friends and go to the Club House and eat wings and watch the game. We go to the club house and I some very hot wings and drink a few beers and eat some more wings.

Friday 10/5 - Stomach is not feeling so great due to excessive wings and beer so I jam in half a box of powered d-nuts and wash it down with a ginger ale. Lunch rolls around and I get a mini taco pizza from the pizza place near work. I eat about half of that and the fun begins. I shoot for the bathroom where I thought I was going to upchuck but couldn't get it out. I decided I was going to leave work early cause I was tired as hell and felt like I was having triplets.

I gather my belongings say bye to co-workers and hit the road for the journey home. Not really feeling any worse than I was when I walked out the door I think I'll be fine till I get home. For those of you know who know I-95 its has its very own whoops section but we'll get to that in a moment. I'm about 1/5 of the way home and I feel my bum bum starting to expand, I have sweat pouring down my face and I can barely control myself. I'm going about 90 trying to make it home and here comes the whoops. I hit these rollers going like 87-90ish and it throws my car up and down like a yoyo. Needless to say, that was all I needed and out it came. The smell was unreal and I drove the rest of the way home cause I honestly didn't know what to do. Now my interior smells, my $100 pants are ruined, my $70 is getting thrown out what a day!

Scapegoat · 10-05-2007, 03:17 PM

I suggest deleting this thread...

james_ls · 10-05-2007, 03:25 PM

Not sure why you made this a thread.

But...uh...

...**** happens?

lawdogg · 10-05-2007, 03:26 PM

My old roommate crapped in my car once. I was not happy. Luckily his spandex shorts took the load away from my seat.

97TurboDSM · 10-05-2007, 03:28 PM

bwahahahahaha im sorry but thats funny right there

Dave · 10-05-2007, 03:31 PM

not the way to win friends on the internets

Jeffros Spec V · 10-05-2007, 03:34 PM

It's just a story guys! It'll be ok

CleanNeon98 · 10-05-2007, 03:38 PM

WHY would you post this?? ibtl??

Jeffros Spec V · 10-05-2007, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CleanNeon98

WHY would you post this?? ibtl??

Man you guys take the internets way to seriously.

CleanNeon98 · 10-05-2007, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeffros Spec V

Man you guys take the internets way to seriously.

no but i was eating some mac and cheese and ended up taking it back downstairs.

Uberu · 10-05-2007, 03:44 PM

I know. Especially from the kid who should have more locked threads than anybody else. Jesus christ, laugh its a freaking hysterical story. I've been laughing for ten minutes.

D Money · 10-05-2007, 03:49 PM

hahahahahaha! No way! lol

Jeffros Spec V · 10-05-2007, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGMsubI

I know. Especially from the kid who should have more locked threads than anybody else. Jesus christ, laugh its a freaking hysterical story. I've been laughing for ten minutes.

That is the kind of response I was looking for!

zerioustt · 10-05-2007, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGMsubI

I know. Especially from the kid who should have more locked threads than anybody else. Jesus christ, laugh its a freaking hysterical story. I've been laughing for ten minutes.

his threads are locked because people like you..

also this thread would be funny if it was real, since its not the op sucks at life...fooo sho

italianblaze · 10-05-2007, 03:56 PM

poor subie
hope you dont try to sell your car on here
and why would u post this ? your clownin son straight clownin

Jeffros Spec V · 10-05-2007, 03:56 PM

Easy fellas. This thread was supposed to bring laughter to the end of a stressful week!

Jeffros Spec V · 10-05-2007, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zerioustt

his threads are locked because people like you..

also this thread would be funny if it was real, since its not the op sucks at life...fooo sho

If it makes you feel better all of this pretty much did happen. Everything except for me leaving work early and me ****ting my pants.

BlackBulletTSi · 10-05-2007, 04:02 PM

yea really i'm dyin over here hahahaha

Snoozie · 10-05-2007, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeffros Spec V

Easy fellas. This thread was supposed to bring laughter to the end of a stressful week!

Thank you for that...because I lol'd pretty hard.

zerioustt · 10-05-2007, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluMeanie

Thank you for that...because I lol'd pretty hard.

i wouldve been laughing if there was actually chocolate mess in his pants. nothing funnier than the hershey squirts in your pants.

10-05-2007, 03:15 PM	#1
Jeffros Spec V Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Langhorne PA Member #263 iTrader: (0)	I my pants :( First I'm going to tell you the events that occurred in my life to make this possible. Thursday 10/4 - Got home from class around 2:30, prepped my self for the Phillies game and sat back on the couch. Half way through the 2nd inning I was feeling sleepy and kind of dozing off. Then I got a great idea to call my friends and go to the Club House and eat wings and watch the game. We go to the club house and I some very hot wings and drink a few beers and eat some more wings. Friday 10/5 - Stomach is not feeling so great due to excessive wings and beer so I jam in half a box of powered d-nuts and wash it down with a ginger ale. Lunch rolls around and I get a mini taco pizza from the pizza place near work. I eat about half of that and the fun begins. I shoot for the bathroom where I thought I was going to upchuck but couldn't get it out. I decided I was going to leave work early cause I was tired as hell and felt like I was having triplets. I gather my belongings say bye to co-workers and hit the road for the journey home. Not really feeling any worse than I was when I walked out the door I think I'll be fine till I get home. For those of you know who know I-95 its has its very own whoops section but we'll get to that in a moment. I'm about 1/5 of the way home and I feel my bum bum starting to expand, I have sweat pouring down my face and I can barely control myself. I'm going about 90 trying to make it home and here comes the whoops. I hit these rollers going like 87-90ish and it throws my car up and down like a yoyo. Needless to say, that was all I needed and out it came. The smell was unreal and I drove the rest of the way home cause I honestly didn't know what to do. Now my interior smells, my $100 pants are ruined, my $70 is getting thrown out what a day! Last edited by Jeffros Spec V; 10-05-2007 at 03:21 PM.

10-05-2007, 03:25 PM	#3
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10-05-2007, 03:31 PM	#6
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10-05-2007, 03:34 PM	#7
Jeffros Spec V Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Langhorne PA Member #263 iTrader: (0)	It's just a story guys! It'll be ok

10-05-2007, 03:44 PM	#11
Uberu Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jun 2006 Member #2064 My Ride: 2006 Impreza 2.5i iTrader: (0)	I know. Especially from the kid who should have more locked threads than anybody else. Jesus christ, laugh its a freaking hysterical story. I've been laughing for ten minutes. __________________ formerly SGMsubI Ha, is this possible, "And that's besides the fact that I'm lactose and tolerent lol..." -Willdue Wow

10-05-2007, 03:56 PM	#15
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