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Old 08-02-2007, 01:06 PM   #1
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Ask Dr. Phil

Something like this has gone around a few sites with some pretty good hilarity. so i figured why not here. Ask a question and I (dr.Phil) will reply with professional advice
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:07 PM   #2
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:16 PM   #4
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borkenshtif, do girls fart?
yes. they try not too for fear that we will realize that if something can escape out of that hole, something can go into that hole
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dr phil, my girl wont let me do her in the butt, any advice
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:40 PM   #6
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dr phil, my girl wont let me do her in the butt, any advice
its hard to say no to anal when your asleep. if you catch my drift.
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the **** hurts..you stick something up your ass!!
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:46 PM   #8
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its hard to say no to anal when your asleep. if you catch my drift.
ahhhhaahahahahahaha thats so funny and yet so wrong at the same time

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the **** hurts..you stick something up your ass!!
fine, but you first.
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:47 PM   #10
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why ask why, bud dry.
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can i have security in here please
Hey man if you dont wana say, its cool.

Serious note, and ive always wondered about this

Why do we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?
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i'm calm? no noncalming here.
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yes, thats why i masturbate hourly. for fear of losing it.
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this is for women drivers. the logic is, they are such ass backward drivers that if you told them the wrong thing they would do it right. apparently it works.
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not if they saw that video you posted on youtube
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