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RSX Type-Slow · 05-27-2009, 02:32 AM

The swamp ass thread made me think there's alot of things that aren't all gravy about being male. I'm in NO way saying i'd like to be a chick I mean if i had a hole that bled every month or had to give birth i'd totally be pissed, so guys got it's alot easier in that aspect.

And women always say " oh,being a guy is five hundred billion times easier than beig a girl" and i'm sure it is, but girls really dont know the whole gist of things.

i've created a small list of thinks that can be somewhat annoying about being male. this is off the top of my head so feel free to add or comment on your opinion!

Crappy things about being a dude
-Getting hit, slapped, kicked, etc. in the entire crotch reigon is the worst pain evarrrrrrrrrr
- pissing with a bonar
- the occational dingleberry (you know it happens)
- swamp ass
- shaving every day (but then again facial hair is sometimes ftw)
- morning wood ( goes hand in hand wih bonar peeing)
- male pattern baldness
- erectile dysfunction
- being expected to fix things around the house
- yard work

thats all i can think of at the moment. now what do YOU think sux about bein a doooooooooood

Erik · 05-27-2009, 02:35 AM

pooping too much.

which can go hand in hand...or well cheek in cheek with swap ass.

Erik · 05-27-2009, 02:35 AM

or.........

the drips.....

RSX Type-Slow · 05-27-2009, 02:41 AM

the fart that feels a lil moist...............i hate those

CleanNeon98 · 05-27-2009, 03:18 AM

Having to buy girls drinks
Only guys pitch for the bottle at the end of the night
There's more

c0nfl1kt · 05-27-2009, 04:17 AM

Being expected to work miracles in the bedroom.

Scapegoat · 05-27-2009, 08:36 AM

stop your whining...

Honest_Bob · 05-27-2009, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by CleanNeon98

Having to buy girls drinks

Unnecessary. If your good enough girls will buy YOU drinks.

SvicksTc · 05-27-2009, 09:07 AM

Im into the morning wood haha and never pee'd with a bonar and no ED for me haha, the rest is just life so whats there not to love about being a guy!!!

OMGz Turbo · 05-27-2009, 09:15 AM

oh man im going bald at 22 and im almost grey hah

but im one of "the guys" who has to tuck his...down his pant leg.... hah

Elliott18t · 05-27-2009, 09:18 AM

lolwut

Snoozie · 05-27-2009, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elliott18t

lolwut

x2

gary · 05-27-2009, 09:23 AM

I don't see any downfalls of being a guy.

You won't get morning wood if you take car of it someway
Buying girls drinks.. ha just find the drunk whores. They don't need anymore anyway.
Have to open the car door... I don't want them to scratch the paint with their nails
Taking care of the house and guys stuff... that is fun
Baldness... that is sexy to most women

Soda Popinski · 05-27-2009, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RSX Type-Slow

the fart that feels a lil moist...............i hate those

Never trust a fart.

lownslow95 · 05-27-2009, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OMGz Turbo

oh man im going bald at 22 and im almost grey hah

but im one of "the guys" who has to tuck his...down his pant leg.... hah

x2 on hair going grey. i'm only 24 and its quite noticable.

Elliott18t · 05-27-2009, 09:26 AM

lol @ you guys going bald..

for me.. im 23 and i look 16

lownslow95 · 05-27-2009, 09:27 AM

I'm not going bald...i'm just going grey. I feel old too.

98eclipsers · 05-27-2009, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by lownslow95

I'm not going bald...i'm just going grey. I feel old too.

x2 and im only 20 lol

Fit-FTW · 05-27-2009, 10:00 AM

dealing with all the mind games and bs women do

i_ride_fieroGT · 05-27-2009, 10:01 AM

you forgot child support.

and having the patince to deal with a girls time of the month:D

05-27-2009, 02:32 AM	#1
RSX Type-Slow Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: D-town Member #5868 My Ride: 99' Civic Si iTrader: (1)	The downfalls of being male The swamp ass thread made me think there's alot of things that aren't all gravy about being male. I'm in NO way saying i'd like to be a chick I mean if i had a hole that bled every month or had to give birth i'd totally be pissed, so guys got it's alot easier in that aspect. And women always say " oh,being a guy is five hundred billion times easier than beig a girl" and i'm sure it is, but girls really dont know the whole gist of things. i've created a small list of thinks that can be somewhat annoying about being male. this is off the top of my head so feel free to add or comment on your opinion! Crappy things about being a dude -Getting hit, slapped, kicked, etc. in the entire crotch reigon is the worst pain evarrrrrrrrrr - pissing with a bonar - the occational dingleberry (you know it happens) - swamp ass - shaving every day (but then again facial hair is sometimes ftw) - morning wood ( goes hand in hand wih bonar peeing) - male pattern baldness - erectile dysfunction - being expected to fix things around the house - yard work thats all i can think of at the moment. now what do YOU think sux about bein a doooooooooood __________________ -Tim Dropped and swapped Civic Si

05-27-2009, 02:35 AM	#2
Erik Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: Glenside, PA Member #1962 My Ride: 2001 Audi A6 2.7 Twin Turbo iTrader: (4)	pooping too much. which can go hand in hand...or well cheek in cheek with swap ass. __________________ --Eric '96 Mazda Miata \| FM V-Maxx Coilovers \| Jackson Racing Exhaust/Intake GONE To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 01' Audi A6 2.7 Twin Turbo \| Daily \| NoMods

05-27-2009, 02:35 AM	#3
Erik Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: Glenside, PA Member #1962 My Ride: 2001 Audi A6 2.7 Twin Turbo iTrader: (4)	or......... the drips..... __________________ --Eric '96 Mazda Miata \| FM V-Maxx Coilovers \| Jackson Racing Exhaust/Intake GONE To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 01' Audi A6 2.7 Twin Turbo \| Daily \| NoMods

05-27-2009, 02:41 AM	#4
RSX Type-Slow Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: D-town Member #5868 My Ride: 99' Civic Si iTrader: (1)	the fart that feels a lil moist...............i hate those __________________ -Tim Dropped and swapped Civic Si

05-27-2009, 03:18 AM	#5
CleanNeon98 TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Philadelphia Member #2029 My Ride: "Honey Badger" Turbo Miata iTrader: (8)	Having to buy girls drinks Only guys pitch for the bottle at the end of the night There's more __________________ 2004 MAZDASPEED MX-5 : 328whp / 308wtq / 2500lbs 2012 Toyota Prius 2 : Daily Driver

05-27-2009, 04:17 AM	#6
c0nfl1kt Tri-State Dictator Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Aberdeen Proving Ground, MD Member #10332 My Ride: Family car. iTrader: (1)	Being expected to work miracles in the bedroom.

05-27-2009, 08:36 AM	#7
Scapegoat TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: stop looking at my gold Member #1208 iTrader: (1)	stop your whining...

05-27-2009, 09:07 AM	#9
SvicksTc Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Spoolin a Snail Member #7395 My Ride: Nike 6.0 iTrader: (1)	Im into the morning wood haha and never pee'd with a bonar and no ED for me haha, the rest is just life so whats there not to love about being a guy!!! __________________ Why V-tec When there is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. ? \|Nikon\| Twitter: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

05-27-2009, 09:15 AM	#10
OMGz Turbo Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Ltown Member #3108 My Ride: 01' WS6..That whistles...01' Explorer 5.slow iTrader: (0)	oh man im going bald at 22 and im almost grey hah but im one of "the guys" who has to tuck his...down his pant leg.... hah __________________ loading HATERS.....99% ████████████████] NO ONE CARES ABOUT BEING TTT APPROVED

05-27-2009, 09:18 AM	#11
Elliott18t Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Blue bell/Ambler ,PA Member #9456 My Ride: 03 GTI w/ F4h-T 250-260hp goal iTrader: (0)	lolwut __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. TST's Dub Cult

05-27-2009, 09:23 AM	#13
gary Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northampton, PA Member #1638 My Ride: 2004 Hyundai Tiburon iTrader: (1)	I don't see any downfalls of being a guy. You won't get morning wood if you take car of it someway Buying girls drinks.. ha just find the drunk whores. They don't need anymore anyway. Have to open the car door... I don't want them to scratch the paint with their nails Taking care of the house and guys stuff... that is fun Baldness... that is sexy to most women

05-27-2009, 09:26 AM	#16
Elliott18t Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Blue bell/Ambler ,PA Member #9456 My Ride: 03 GTI w/ F4h-T 250-260hp goal iTrader: (0)	lol @ you guys going bald.. for me.. im 23 and i look 16 __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. TST's Dub Cult

05-27-2009, 10:00 AM	#19
Fit-FTW Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: May 2008 Member #7723 My Ride: 03 IBP IS300 iTrader: (0)	dealing with all the mind games and bs women do

05-27-2009, 10:01 AM	#20
i_ride_fieroGT Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: all over Member #10595 My Ride: Does not hit mivec anymore.(DD) 06 solstice 5 speed. 84 IMSA Fiero5 speed. 87 Fiero GT 5 speed iTrader: (0)	you forgot child support. and having the patince to deal with a girls time of the month:D

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