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teh DIRT · 12-30-2005, 01:40 PM

Due to the recent influx of "scene ass mothafuggas" in the area I decided to do a writup for all of you. It is quite simple actually.

1. Be 16

2.Find your older siblings or fathers music collection and tell everyone you have met those bands. This means your cool.

3. For Girls: You need to become a "glamour" girl. Wear a lot of makeup, long skirts, atleast 5 shirts ranging in tightness. The loosest being on the outside obviously.
For Guys: Realize that you will be rediculed for your next actions. Drop some pounds until your around 100. Goto H&M and buy womens jeans size zero. These may be hard to put on at first....but everyone knows your cool when you wear girls jeans.

4.Goto kickass shows and just stand there because you have no godamn idea who you are listening to. You only know that everyone thinks your cool because your at a show.

5. If you dont already smoke.....start.

6. Cut your wrists and black your eyes......because your heart in is ohio.

7. Hate your parents and everyone who doesnt "get" you.

8. Try and find anything to make you stand out and become great at doing just that. Alienating yourself from large groups is the best thing for a kid in the EMO group.

If you are still confused after this, use these as examples:

nick is gona be so proud!

And lastly. This is the most important of all. Join www.myspace.com and create a profile with colors that wouldnt go together even in Richard Simmons mind.

Disclaimer: I will not be held responsible for and suicidal deaths that occur as a result of following the steps in this thread. If you feel the need to cut your wrist and black your eyes because your heart is in ohio...feel free.

-pete
/life

WhiteXFire · 12-30-2005, 01:43 PM

Ahahahahaha, you actually posted it, AND used Chaz's picture!

MuddyREX · 12-30-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by teh DIRT

I see more gangsta thug in that pic than I do EMO. Chaz-ty Cent.

teh DIRT · 12-30-2005, 01:53 PM

ill go grab the EMOer one

teh DIRT · 12-30-2005, 01:54 PM

MuddyREX · 12-30-2005, 01:56 PM

There you go, thats got a lot less of the tilted head - i'm gonna mess you up look. Now he's got more of the "trying to find myself" look.

WhiteXFire · 12-30-2005, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MuddyREX

There you go, thats got a lot less of the tilted head - i'm gonna mess you up look. Now he's got more of the "trying to find myself" look.

I think he tried to find himself and got exhausted with the search...

Silver04STi · 12-30-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by teh DIRT

For Guys: Realize that you will be rediculed for your next actions. Drop some pounds until your around 100. Goto H&M and buy womens jeans size zero. These may be hard to put on at first....but everyone knows your cool when you wear girls jeans.

HAHA...my girl and myself were walking through the mall last weekend and we saw a kid, probably 16 years old, wearing skin tight girl's pants. We ended up behind him line in the food court and making inside jokes, laughing our asses off.

teh DIRT · 12-30-2005, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiteXFire

I think he tried to find himself and got exhausted with the search...

when did this become black and white....i must say....it looks much better.

WhiteXFire · 12-30-2005, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by teh DIRT

when did this become black and white....i must say....it looks much better.

My photoshopping doesn't just apply to making funny pictures.

CarbonIS · 12-30-2005, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by teh DIRT

HAHAHAHA chaz is "reaching out" for someone, anyone, to understand him

96Stang · 12-30-2005, 07:43 PM

pete..i love how you put danny and his bro on there..hah

Gorilla Unit 33 · 12-30-2005, 08:10 PM

wow this is good but the whole cut ur self thing i think is not needed ...

teh DIRT · 12-30-2005, 08:47 PM

the shocker isnt needed either but you still use it

jspek · 12-30-2005, 08:54 PM

lmfao...

but the tilted head thing...yea

Gorilla Unit 33 · 12-30-2005, 08:56 PM

and ill use it again, the shocker isnt about killing yourself either

the mike · 12-30-2005, 08:58 PM

HA, Nick...

jspek · 12-30-2005, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiteXFire

I think he tried to find himself and got exhausted with the search...

12-30-2005, 01:43 PM	#2
WhiteXFire Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #305 My Ride: 2007 Infiniti G35x, 2008 MB SLK55 AMG iTrader: (0)	Ahahahahaha, you actually posted it, AND used Chaz's picture! __________________ Just enjoying the ride. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 2004 Chrysler Crossfire - Gone 2007 Infiniti G35x Sedan - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 2008 Mercedes-Benz SLK55 AMG - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

12-30-2005, 01:56 PM	#6
MuddyREX Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perkasie, PA Member #82 My Ride: 02 Subaru WRX iTrader: (4)	There you go, thats got a lot less of the tilted head - i'm gonna mess you up look. Now he's got more of the "trying to find myself" look. __________________ The original, since 1979. <---- 190,000 mile WRX - Gone To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

12-30-2005, 07:43 PM	#12
96Stang Tri-State Addict Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Bucks County Member #174 My Ride: 2009 VW Rabbit iTrader: (1)	pete..i love how you put danny and his bro on there..hah __________________ took me 2 years and some change to get an avatar up on here... am i proud of that?? no would i do it again?? maybe is this place addicting?? yes

12-30-2005, 08:10 PM	#13
Gorilla Unit 33 TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Where do you live? Member #532 My Ride: Fly Mosca II w/pegs LOLZ iTrader: (7)	wow this is good but the whole cut ur self thing i think is not needed ... __________________ find me here: gorillaunit33.wordpress.com

12-30-2005, 08:56 PM	#16
Gorilla Unit 33 TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Where do you live? Member #532 My Ride: Fly Mosca II w/pegs LOLZ iTrader: (7)	and ill use it again, the shocker isnt about killing yourself either __________________ find me here: gorillaunit33.wordpress.com

12-30-2005, 08:58 PM	#17
the mike TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: 08075 Member #19 My Ride: 1991 Toyota Previa!!! iTrader: (1)	HA, Nick... __________________ My speed is only limited by my grip. Offramp Touge.

12-30-2005, 10:27 PM	#20
wrx_snobordr Tri-State Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Member #21 iTrader: (1)	Not that i was ever emo or scene, but if i was, it was in the moment this picture was taken..... __________________ Stock

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