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Old 12-09-2005, 02:49 PM   #1
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Thought this was really funny

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Philadelphia Eagles.

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".



Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.



Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.



Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team?
A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.

Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was
stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.



Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a
dollarbill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.



Q: How do the Philadelphia Eagles count to 10?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10



Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.



Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road !

My aunt sends me all sorts of funny stuff.
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Old 12-09-2005, 03:07 PM   #2
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Thats a good one!!!
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Old 12-09-2005, 03:12 PM   #3
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I find no humor in that.
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Old 12-09-2005, 03:13 PM   #4
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Come on get a sense of humor the eagles already lost it!!!
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Old 12-09-2005, 03:18 PM   #5
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Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a
dollarbill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

^^ LMAO!!! good ones!!
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Old 12-09-2005, 03:22 PM   #6
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Thats super funny! Plus I hate the eagles!
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Old 12-09-2005, 03:26 PM   #7
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Hey I'm a big Eagles fan but its called a sense of humor
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Old 12-10-2005, 12:11 AM   #8
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I'm a fan too but I found it funny. I could not believe the last game. I drink to that.
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Old 12-10-2005, 12:23 AM   #9
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hahaha.....f*ckin funny man!!!!
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Old 12-10-2005, 12:51 AM   #10
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weak man...this week is the first week I went against the eagles in the office pool...it was sad--but I have to maintain my 3 game lead.
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Old 12-10-2005, 12:58 AM   #11
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I was at the Flyers game last ngiht and there is a dude who was selling shirts. The first on said "one city, one team, one asshole!". The Second said "T.O. Sucks, Rosenhouse Swallows!" and the last said "The Eagles are playing like ****, Pass me another Beer!". I am a big fan but definately find it very humerous.
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Old 12-10-2005, 01:07 AM   #12
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Something I will never understand about Philly--when we are doing good...everyone is a die hard fan...when we are doing bad--everyone acts like they always hated them in the first place...

is it like that everywhere or more so here?
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Old 12-10-2005, 03:25 AM   #13
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yea well i thought it was funny, first of all bc i was never a eagles fan and never will be, and second.. its true..
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Old 12-10-2005, 11:48 AM   #14
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hahahha classic
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Old 12-10-2005, 12:13 PM   #15
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Something I will never understand about Philly--when we are doing good...everyone is a die hard fan...when we are doing bad--everyone acts like they always hated them in the first place...

is it like that everywhere or more so here?
That is in a lot of places.

But, even when I lived in PA, I hated the Eagles.
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LOL, My friend Mike has that shirt that says Pass me a beer
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Thats not funny.

And it is a known fact that the losing team in the Super Bowl never makes the playoffs the next year.
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Thats not funny.

And it is a known fact that the losing team in the Super Bowl never makes the playoffs the next year.
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Hahaha yall need to relax, I'm a die hard eagles fan I still am and always will be its not that we hate them there playing like **** and we say it. Theres no harm in a little poking fun!!
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