12-09-2005, 02:49 PM | #1 |
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Thought this was really funny
Bowl? A: The Philadelphia Eagles. Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common? A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team? A: Because then Philadelphia would want one. Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen? A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollarbill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. Q: How do the Philadelphia Eagles count to 10? A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we may never find out. Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road ! My aunt sends me all sorts of funny stuff.
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12-09-2005, 03:07 PM | #2 |
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Thats a good one!!!
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12-09-2005, 03:12 PM | #3 |
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I find no humor in that.
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12-09-2005, 03:13 PM | #4 |
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Come on get a sense of humor the eagles already lost it!!!
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12-09-2005, 03:18 PM | #5 |
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Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a
dollarbill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. ^^ LMAO!!! good ones!!
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12-09-2005, 03:22 PM | #6 | |
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Thats super funny! Plus I hate the eagles!
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12-09-2005, 03:26 PM | #7 |
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Hey I'm a big Eagles fan but its called a sense of humor
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12-10-2005, 12:11 AM | #8 |
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I'm a fan too but I found it funny. I could not believe the last game. I drink to that.
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12-10-2005, 12:58 AM | #11 |
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I was at the Flyers game last ngiht and there is a dude who was selling shirts. The first on said "one city, one team, one asshole!". The Second said "T.O. Sucks, Rosenhouse Swallows!" and the last said "The Eagles are playing like ****, Pass me another Beer!". I am a big fan but definately find it very humerous.
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12-10-2005, 01:07 AM | #12 |
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Something I will never understand about Philly--when we are doing good...everyone is a die hard fan...when we are doing bad--everyone acts like they always hated them in the first place...
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yea well i thought it was funny, first of all bc i was never a eagles fan and never will be, and second.. its true..
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12-10-2005, 11:48 AM | #14 |
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hahahha classic
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12-10-2005, 12:13 PM | #15 | |
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But, even when I lived in PA, I hated the Eagles.
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12-10-2005, 12:24 PM | #16 |
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LOL, My friend Mike has that shirt that says Pass me a beer
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12-10-2005, 03:32 PM | #18 | |
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12-10-2005, 03:41 PM | #19 |
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Hahaha yall need to relax, I'm a die hard eagles fan I still am and always will be its not that we hate them there playing like **** and we say it. Theres no harm in a little poking fun!!
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