Ouuta all the toys i have the Ford Edge seals the deal!

[2drStunner]

Just a quick funny story that none of you guys/girls might care about but i thought it was funny as hell! I go to the car wash today and the cashier isnt half bad looking so we get b-sing about different stuff and then bam she sees the lady killer. My 2007 fully loaded Ford Edge. hahahahaha Shes hooked from that point on and wants to sit in my truck play with the buttons and then tells me she do anything to lay in the back and stare up at the stars through my "huge sunroof". So im like oh really! So next thing i know i get her number and boom were suppose to be hanging out this weekend! Who would of thought it, the edge comes through. From now on when im lady hunting im not bringing the bike or the srt4 its strictly the edge!

[EvlEgl]

Pics or You ****ing Die

[Buster]

haha thats awesome. They are kinda cool

[ScubaSteve]

Originally Posted by EvlEgl

Pics or You ****ing Die

+1 I want to see proof that a ford got a girl

[CHAOS]

are you sure she doesnt like its lesbian qualities?

[lownslow95]

Originally Posted by 4drstunner

Just a quick funny story that none of you guys/girls might care about but i thought it was funny as hell! I go to the car wash today and the cashier isnt half bad looking so we get b-sing about different stuff and then bam she sees the lady killer. My 2007 fully loaded Ford Edge. hahahahaha Shes hooked from that point on and wants to sit in my truck play with the buttons and then tells me she do anything to lay in the back and stare up at the stars through my "huge sunroof". So im like oh really! So next thing i know i get her number and boom were suppose to be hanging out this weekend! Who would of thought it, the edge comes through. From now on when im lady hunting im not bringing the bike or the srt4 its strictly the edge!

haha thats great

[Gorilla Unit 33]

shes going to ask him to dress up in a wizard robe and hat LOL.....


$20 bucks if you show up to pick her up in that hahahaha

[lownslow95]

Originally Posted by Gorilla Unit 33

shes going to ask him to dress up in a wizard robe and hat LOL.....


$20 bucks if you show up to pick her up in that hahahaha

i would assume that he would, she said that she liked his car so some is goin to be later

[CHAOS]

he meant the wizard costume

[Gorilla Unit 33]

yes i was

read all about it: http://www.tristatetuners.com/forum/...=LFPHOTOGRAPHY

[Kiel]

She's either going to carjack you or steal your kidneys.

[doug]

Wow.. she must be a looker, I mean.. you met her working at the car wash and all..

Pics or ban.

[2drStunner]

lol! As fars the wizard costume im up for whatever! lol jk I just thought you guys would get a kick out of this one! Ill see what i can do about a pic.

[Z3R0]

Originally Posted by SexyDSM95

SexyDSM95 (10:48:15 PM): hey
SexyDSM95 (10:49:20 PM): I am a girl, don't worry I am not trying to do anything to you I just wanted to ask a question
************* (10:49:36 PM): ok?
SexyDSM95 (10:49:53 PM): what is a beautiful girl like yourself posting adds on Craglist for?
************* (10:50:08 PM): single and bored lol
SexyDSM95 (10:50:11 PM): your photography is awesome and from your pictures you are not that ugly, your slutty ass should be getting sex every night!
************* (10:50:44 PM): not that ugly ? lol thanks lol
************* (10:50:53 PM): well i dont normaly like sex with strangers lol
SexyDSM95 (10:51:06 PM): well isn't putting up a personals ad making it "seem" that way?
SexyDSM95 (10:51:31 PM): OMGHI2U what if like...what if you got bald perverts msging you?
************* (10:51:43 PM): they do
************* (10:51:45 PM): i block them
SexyDSM95 (10:52:41 PM): are you in school?
************* (10:52:58 PM): yea
SexyDSM95 (10:53:05 PM): Drexel or Temple?
************* (10:53:19 PM): aiph
************* (10:53:21 PM): art school
SexyDSM95 (10:53:28 PM): ohhh ok
SexyDSM95 (10:53:40 PM): if people take pictures naked...what kind of art is that?
************* (10:54:13 PM): its not lol
SexyDSM95 (10:54:17 PM): really?
************* (10:54:20 PM): unless their real photographers
SexyDSM95 (10:54:54 PM): so if I asked you to take pictures of me nude you wouldn't get credit for it? wtf
************* (10:55:38 PM): um well if u asked me to take pics, u'd be paying me
SexyDSM95 (10:55:42 PM): how much?
************* (10:56:09 PM): matters how many pics
************* (10:56:11 PM): like $75 per picture
SexyDSM95 (10:56:27 PM): hrm well what if it was a whole photo shoot?
SexyDSM95 (10:56:36 PM): for that much you better go down on me
************* (10:56:53 PM): why would u want them lol
SexyDSM95 (10:57:05 PM): I had a crazy idea that I could be a model
************* (10:57:16 PM): how old
SexyDSM95 (10:57:18 PM): how much would it be if we took pictures together? naked? with vegtables?
SexyDSM95 (10:57:20 PM): I am 21
************* (10:57:28 PM): exscuse me?
SexyDSM95 (10:57:31 PM): I am 21?
************* (10:57:41 PM): no to that u said before
************* (10:57:54 PM): oook
SexyDSM95 (10:58:00 PM): what's wrong with vegtables?
SexyDSM95 (10:58:34 PM): like if I bent over would you harvest my radishes?
SexyDSM95 (10:58:48 PM): i could water your tomato patch if you wanted
************* (10:58:57 PM): ...........yea.
SexyDSM95 (10:59:15 PM): sorry sometimes looking at cucumbers get's me "in the mood"
SexyDSM95 (10:59:26 PM): you can't leave me in the produce section by myself ha
************* (10:59:30 PM): nice talking, good bye
SexyDSM95 (10:59:41 PM): so you won't twist my turnips just this once?
************* signed off at 10:59:49 PM.

******

[Ryza24]

did it ever occur that maybe shes just a whore lookin for some ass... and took a likin to you for it.. regardless of your car... and just used it as a topic to bring up sex.. aka sunroof.. if so.. after your date.. give her my #.. i got a convertable

[tjf]

you let a strange woman touch buttons in your car!

the edge is pretty sweet for the price too, it just looks like a ufo

[Gorilla Unit 33]

Originally Posted by Ryza24

sunroof.. if so.. after your date.. give her my #.. i got a convertable

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ah man this car wash isnt on the mainline is it? if so i think i know which one your talking about. i used to work for a car dealer on the mainline and we would have to take some of the cars there.

[Ender81]

Originally Posted by CHAOS

are you sure she doesnt like its lesbian qualities?

Can't be that because it never worked when he was driving the Neon

[2drStunner]

Originally Posted by Ender81

Can't be that because it never worked when he was driving the Neon

Ouch that aint right! No the carwash is in Jersey.

[Buster]

Originally Posted by Z3R0

Quote:
Originally Posted by SexyDSM95
SexyDSM95 (10:48:15 PM): hey
SexyDSM95 (10:49:20 PM): I am a girl, don't worry I am not trying to do anything to you I just wanted to ask a question
************* (10:49:36 PM): ok?
SexyDSM95 (10:49:53 PM): what is a beautiful girl like yourself posting adds on Craglist for?
************* (10:50:08 PM): single and bored lol
SexyDSM95 (10:50:11 PM): your photography is awesome and from your pictures you are not that ugly, your slutty ass should be getting sex every night!
************* (10:50:44 PM): not that ugly ? lol thanks lol
************* (10:50:53 PM): well i dont normaly like sex with strangers lol
SexyDSM95 (10:51:06 PM): well isn't putting up a personals ad making it "seem" that way?
SexyDSM95 (10:51:31 PM): OMGHI2U what if like...what if you got bald perverts msging you?
************* (10:51:43 PM): they do
************* (10:51:45 PM): i block them
SexyDSM95 (10:52:41 PM): are you in school?
************* (10:52:58 PM): yea
SexyDSM95 (10:53:05 PM): Drexel or Temple?
************* (10:53:19 PM): aiph
************* (10:53:21 PM): art school
SexyDSM95 (10:53:28 PM): ohhh ok
SexyDSM95 (10:53:40 PM): if people take pictures naked...what kind of art is that?
************* (10:54:13 PM): its not lol
SexyDSM95 (10:54:17 PM): really?
************* (10:54:20 PM): unless their real photographers
SexyDSM95 (10:54:54 PM): so if I asked you to take pictures of me nude you wouldn't get credit for it? wtf
************* (10:55:38 PM): um well if u asked me to take pics, u'd be paying me
SexyDSM95 (10:55:42 PM): how much?
************* (10:56:09 PM): matters how many pics
************* (10:56:11 PM): like $75 per picture
SexyDSM95 (10:56:27 PM): hrm well what if it was a whole photo shoot?
SexyDSM95 (10:56:36 PM): for that much you better go down on me
************* (10:56:53 PM): why would u want them lol
SexyDSM95 (10:57:05 PM): I had a crazy idea that I could be a model
************* (10:57:16 PM): how old
SexyDSM95 (10:57:18 PM): how much would it be if we took pictures together? naked? with vegtables?
SexyDSM95 (10:57:20 PM): I am 21
************* (10:57:28 PM): exscuse me?
SexyDSM95 (10:57:31 PM): I am 21?
************* (10:57:41 PM): no to that u said before
************* (10:57:54 PM): oook
SexyDSM95 (10:58:00 PM): what's wrong with vegtables?
SexyDSM95 (10:58:34 PM): like if I bent over would you harvest my radishes?
SexyDSM95 (10:58:48 PM): i could water your tomato patch if you wanted
************* (10:58:57 PM): ...........yea.
SexyDSM95 (10:59:15 PM): sorry sometimes looking at cucumbers get's me "in the mood"
SexyDSM95 (10:59:26 PM): you can't leave me in the produce section by myself ha
************* (10:59:30 PM): nice talking, good bye
SexyDSM95 (10:59:41 PM): so you won't twist my turnips just this once?
************* signed off at 10:59:49 PM.
******

Wheres my wizard robe and hat?!