I'm back, and have some fun stories

[MuddyREX]

So in the last eleven days I was in North Carolina for the furniture market for my job. I saw some interesting things and would like to share.

Observations:
1. Female designers do not buy or wear bra's.
2. Male designers want teh butt secks from me.
3. There is a real life "biker boys" scene in High Point NC.
4. There are absolutely no WRX/STi owners in NC. If there are, I didn't see any.
5. If you want to see rednecks towing bass boats at 100+ mph, drive along I-85.
6. Virginia has some unmarked police cars along I-95, such as Camaro's, Mustangs, Durango's, Intrepid's, and Pontiac GTO's.
7. A Honda accord is not invisible at 87 mph.
8. A proper response to "I clocked you at 87mph" is not "Ain't that some Sh1t!"
9. If you ask someone in NC where the nearest Wawa is, they laugh at you.
10. According to a rest stop bathroom stall in Maryland, mexicans are proof that indians screwed buffalo.
11. Hardees rocks.
12. A porterhouse steak, 6 guinesses, 3 vodka gimlets, and a sweet potato make for an outstanding meal.
13. A meal similar to above plus appetizers and 3 bottles of Dom will top $2400 for 16 people.
14. Complaining about your meal and telling the owner/chef of a high end, upper class restaurant to go f-ck himself will get you thrown out.
15. Not paying and a nice big loogie on his pristine Bentley are instant gratification.
16. A BMW M5 is faster than a C5 corvette.
17. In NC, you can buy beer and wine at the supermarket. Cigarettes are $2.50 a pack.
18. Apparently, being in a hot tub with three old guys does not make you ghey as long as you smoke cuban cigars.
19. Having live lobsters flown in from Maine to North Carolina to feed 30 guys qualifies you as a big baller.
20. After rolling in a S500, FX45, 750 BMW, and a M5, hopping back into your WRX to get home kinda sucks.

[stichris]

Hahaha, all excellent observations.

And the black card ain't got no max!

[the mike]

Sounds like an "interesting" trip.
And cigars or not, you are ghey, Captain Hottub!!

[MuddyREX]

Originally Posted by the mike

Sounds like an "interesting" trip.
And cigars or not, you are ghey, Captain Hottub!!

[Aaron]

sounds like a great time

(not the hot tub part)

[TalonTsi97]

Sounds like a good trip. lol

[piratius]

I can attest to the VA troopers in Unmarked Camaro's and Mustangs. They will pull out the pwn stick if you don't stop, they're used to having people try to get by with "oh I didn't see you, I was going to fast" - the unmarked camaro can pull a mid 11 second 1/4 mile, naturally aspirated, according to a NVMC member who's a police officer.

VA troopers can be MEAN!

at "Ain't that the sh1t?"

~Brad

[teh DIRT]

haha chris. very entertaining.

did you give the designers teh butt secks?

[MuddyREX]

Originally Posted by teh DIRT

haha chris. very entertaining.

did you give the designers teh butt secks?

Nobody bought enough from me to warrant teh butt secks.