The World's #1 Pickup Line Is...

[TROLL]

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The World's No. 1 Pick-Up Line Is...

..."You have beautiful eyes."

That's the word from an Esquire magazine survey. And while that "beautiful eyes" line definitely works on American women--especially when the guy looks and sounds like he actually means it--the top pick-up line in the United States is: "Don't I know you from somewhere?" (Word of advice: Stick with the eyes line, guys.)

Of course, those wild and crazy Brazilians have an even better idea. The top pick-up line there is: "You're delicious!"

If this Esquire survey of 11,000 very young women--the average age of the respondents is just 22--is right, their ideas about sex may surprise most men. The global sex survey, officially called the Global Survey of the Female Species, found that while American women could never be considered prudes, their friends in Europe are far more freewheeling. Survey participants hailed from Australia, Austria, Brazil, Britain, Germany, Indonesia, Israel, Italy, the Netherlands, the Philippines, Russia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, and the United States.

How many dates should a couple have before she lets him in her bedroom?
American women: 5.5 dates
Italian and Spanish women: 5.4 dates
German and Israeli women: 5.3 dates
Dutch women: 4.7 dates
Australian and British women: 4.4 dates
Swedish women: 4 dates

Do you prefer sex or cuddling?
Fully 63 percent of American women said they prefer sex to cuddling, the lowest of all the nations, while 37 percent prefer to cuddle. The Italians lead the world in this respect with a whopping 83 percent opting for sex.

Who says the leader of the free world is sexy?
Not many. When Esquire asked women around the world to rate President George W. Bush's sex appeal on a scale of one to 10 with 10 being the highest, he came in at a measly two. Ouch. Indonesian women found him the sexiest at 2.2 with Americans coming in second at 2.1. Women in Australia, Germany, and the Netherlands were almost cruel, giving Bush just 1.4.

Another interesting finding was that 84% of women said they would only be interested in having a one night stand with a man who is part of TriStateTuners.com.

[ScoobyNubieToo!]

Originally Posted by TROLL

Another interesting finding was that 84% of women said they would only be interested in having a one night stand with a man who is part of TriStateTuners.com.

Ummm....where can I find these 84% please?

[circus_clown]

Nah, best pickup line ever:

Me, as a random girl walks by "hey, you should thank me"

Her, with a puzzled look "why's that"

Me "cause in my mind, we just had sex, and I was REALLY good"

[D Money]

No no no. Best pickup line is:

"Do you have a bandaid?", Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

lol

[05GT]

Oh no, best line is:

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? ... Cuz I can see myself in your pants."

lol

[05GT]

Or better yet:

Man to a girl: "That outfit look very becoming on you...if I was on you..I'd be coming too"

HAHA

[Drftpretty]

You guys have it all wrong,

"Baby, you have my favorite kind of legs. White feet on one end, and Pussy on the other."

[Drftpretty]

And the eye line does not work.

I actually witnessed snowboy try it lastnight. It totally would have worked, except he then bought her some shots and ended up watching her puking instead lol.

[BobErT-]

You better round up these girls Troll!!!!!!!

[~Brian~]

Originally Posted by Drftpretty

And the eye line does not work.

I actually witnessed snowboy try it lastnight. It totally would have worked, except he then bought her some shots and ended up watching her puking instead lol.

Yeah, I was so very close, then she says "I don't feel very good"..... and spent the next three hours in the bathroom puking.




Getting back on topic- a line I love (almost never use it though) is

"If I jump on your back, will you beat me off?"

[Gorilla Unit 33]

no the worlds best pick up line is "didnt i see you on myspace?" lmfao

[BlackBulletTSi]

haha i was gonna say the myspace one. I will admit I said it before and it kinda worked she thought it was hysterical and we got into a convo about myspace. nothing else happened though

[Broken5hift]

best pickup line ever = "how much"

[Scapegoat]

best pickup line ever, go up to a chick and ask "PIITB?" if she says yes, you're in

[Jeffros Spec V]

"nice shoes, wanna ****?"

I don't think I've ever used a pick up line.

Here is one I always here floating around bars though..

"I've been checking you out ever since you walked in." or something like that.

[DoubleOughtCel]

Not sure if you'd call it a pick-up line, but I'll go with Dane Cook on this one:


"Are you gonna be walking to your car alone later? I'll just be watching you from the other side of the bar."

[Jeffros Spec V]

Originally Posted by DoubleOughtCel

Not sure if you'd call it a pick-up line, but I'll go with Dane Cook on this one:


"Are you gonna be walking to your car alone later? I'll just be watching you from the other side of the bar."

I don't get it.

[TROLL]

Originally Posted by DoubleOughtCel

Not sure if you'd call it a pick-up line, but I'll go with Dane Cook on this one:


"Are you gonna be walking to your car alone later? I'll just be watching you from the other side of the bar."

thats hilarious. cause its the blatant truth... thats funny. i'd say it makes 25% of girls laugh and you're in, and the rest get weirded out by it and you're out.

[Broken5hift]

Originally Posted by Jeffros Spec V

I don't get it.

its probably better that way

[BobErT-]

For ugly girls i usually tell them later on that they looked better on myspace.. lol.