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ImNickjames13 · 06-01-2010, 05:17 AM

Here's the scenario;
You're at Home Depot, you just came out of the bathroom and someone screams from the other side of the store, "It's happening, the Zombie apocalypse is happening!" What do you do, what goes through you're mind. You only have a couple minutes to prepare before a horde of infected, blood thirsty, viscous zombies.
What do you do? Do you go for the power tools? How about the hatchets or the axes?

Just something to think about next time you're in Home Depot or Lowe's. Always have an escape plan ready just in case.

Also this is what I think about when I'm still awake at 5 AM because I don't sleep like a normal person. Still working on going to bed, but I know if the zombie's attack I will hold my own for a while. Even if it means tripping the fat people or throwing the children at the zombies to give myself more time to get away.

lownslow95 · 06-01-2010, 07:52 AM

Elliott18t · 06-01-2010, 08:37 AM

a.) stamina

b.) double tap

M Solo · 06-01-2010, 09:45 AM

rule #1. Stamina
rule #2. Double Tap
rule #17. Dont be a hero

I start off by running as fast as i can and grabbing the sharpest objects available, i.e. axes, butcher knives, etc. If i came across any zombies i'd do my best to cut there heads off to make sure there dead. And finally f*ck saving anyone else. Being a hero gets u killed.

Kerplunk105 · 06-01-2010, 09:56 AM

I was watching the newish Day of the Dead on Sunday night

Sharp objects is def the way to go!

ImNickjames13 · 06-01-2010, 06:49 PM

I know I would be rigging these up all around my house.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sr-BoDclLo

russiankid · 06-01-2010, 07:23 PM

I would go grab some axes, and then stop by the sporting goods store and get some metal baseball bats. And THEN I would run around like a moron screaming we're going to die.

ezdrummer · 06-01-2010, 07:23 PM

going to the grill section, light 10 or so barbies up and ill have me some zombie steaks..

Reds82 · 06-01-2010, 07:31 PM

pole saw

ImNickjames13 · 06-01-2010, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by russiankid

I would go grab some axes, and then stop by the sporting goods store and get some metal baseball bats. And THEN I would run around like a moron screaming we're going to die.

Sporting goods in Home Depot?

pretty solid plan though

03MSP · 06-01-2010, 07:39 PM

he said stop by a sporting goods store.. not stop by the sporting goods department.. lol..

russiankid · 06-01-2010, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ImNickjames13

Sporting goods in Home Depot?

pretty solid plan though

Use axe to wade through zombies, get to sporting goods store. Grab some bats, make way home.

Kevin03WRX · 06-01-2010, 08:15 PM

I am honestly surprised NO ONE has went for the chainsaw aisle yet!!! Big ole Husqvarna chainsaw FTW killin some bitches.....and yeah maybe some knives would be good too...

cmr076 · 06-01-2010, 09:21 PM

this:

until i can get to these:

DC2.2GSR · 06-01-2010, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmr076

this:

until i can get to these:

my plan as well. some problems can only be solved with speeding projectiles

but home depot does have some damn good zombie weapons. here's some food for thought.... the zombies will have the same access to home depot's weapons as well. i think the real question should be what human wielded home depot weapon is most effective against all other home depot weapons when wielded by zombies?

CULATER · 06-01-2010, 10:17 PM

I would jump on a fork lift. Put the forks about chest level and go after the zombies.

RSX Type-Slow · 06-01-2010, 10:23 PM

zombies are too dumb to use tools silly. chain saw isle for sure. If thats full of zombies, then head over to the air compressor/ nail gun aisle and grab a box of 10000 nails while i'm on the way. If worst comes to worst i'd hop onto that weird forklift thingy and mow down some zombie ass.

teh DIRT · 06-01-2010, 10:51 PM

im with the nail gun/ aircompressor combo. also loading up on propane cylinders from the soldering isle.

Dustin · 06-01-2010, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by RSX Type-Slow

zombies are too dumb to use tools silly. chain saw isle for sure. If thats full of zombies, then head over to the air compressor/ nail gun aisle and grab a box of 10000 nails while i'm on the way. If worst comes to worst i'd hop onto that weird forklift thingy and mow down some zombie ass.

Exactly what I was thinking haha. Nail guns + compressor = zombie annihilation. I'd used a rope ladder to get myself up and down from the rafters of the store, and rock the nail gun. I would weld up a huge saw blade to a power drill and make some kind of thing to be able to lower it down into the hordes of zombies.

and lots more stuff

Nick Merrone · 06-01-2010, 11:01 PM

well id go in there for the drywall screws i needed, id place them in my cart and run out the store because they'd be free. Then i'd go home and go on tst.

06-01-2010, 08:37 AM	#3
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M Solo Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: In the basement of your mothers house Member #14194 My Ride: My Nikes iTrader: (0)	rule #1. Stamina rule #2. Double Tap rule #17. Dont be a hero I start off by running as fast as i can and grabbing the sharpest objects available, i.e. axes, butcher knives, etc. If i came across any zombies i'd do my best to cut there heads off to make sure there dead. And finally fck saving anyone else. Being a hero gets u killed. __________________ formerly Blown GK* 03 V6 GK Dropped & Blown To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

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Kerplunk105 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #1967 My Ride: 2007 Subaru Impreza iTrader: (2)	I was watching the newish Day of the Dead on Sunday night Sharp objects is def the way to go! __________________ ~Elizabeth~

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06-01-2010, 05:17 AM	#1
ImNickjames13 Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Willow Grove Member #14631 My Ride: '08 Nissan Frontier '94 Honda CBR F2 iTrader: (0)	Zombie outbreak in Home Depot! Here's the scenario; You're at Home Depot, you just came out of the bathroom and someone screams from the other side of the store, "It's happening, the Zombie apocalypse is happening!" What do you do, what goes through you're mind. You only have a couple minutes to prepare before a horde of infected, blood thirsty, viscous zombies. What do you do? Do you go for the power tools? How about the hatchets or the axes? Just something to think about next time you're in Home Depot or Lowe's. Always have an escape plan ready just in case. Also this is what I think about when I'm still awake at 5 AM because I don't sleep like a normal person. Still working on going to bed, but I know if the zombie's attack I will hold my own for a while. Even if it means tripping the fat people or throwing the children at the zombies to give myself more time to get away. __________________ Broad Street Bullies. Nothing's flyer than a Flyers fan.

06-01-2010, 07:23 PM	#7
russiankid Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2008 Location: Lincoln University PA Member #7769 My Ride: 2012 Scion tC iTrader: (0)	I would go grab some axes, and then stop by the sporting goods store and get some metal baseball bats. And THEN I would run around like a moron screaming we're going to die.

06-01-2010, 07:31 PM	#9
Reds82 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Fogelsville Pa Member #10670 My Ride: 1981 Mercury Crappi iTrader: (2)	pole saw

06-01-2010, 07:39 PM	#11
03MSP Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Member #14857 My Ride: 03 Mazdaspeed Protege iTrader: (0)	he said stop by a sporting goods store.. not stop by the sporting goods department.. lol.. Last edited by 03MSP; 06-01-2010 at 07:41 PM.

06-01-2010, 08:15 PM	#13
Kevin03WRX Tri-State Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Quakertown, PA Member #27 My Ride: 2003 MBP WRX & 2009 Legacy 2.5i SE OBP iTrader: (0)	I am honestly surprised NO ONE has went for the chainsaw aisle yet!!! Big ole Husqvarna chainsaw FTW killin some bitches.....and yeah maybe some knives would be good too...

06-01-2010, 09:21 PM	#14
cmr076 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: blue bell/gwynedd valley, PA Member #2319 My Ride: S4 iTrader: (8)	this: until i can get to these: __________________ 135 ├┼┼╕ 246R

06-01-2010, 10:17 PM	#16
CULATER Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Delaware Member #10181 My Ride: 2000 F350 on 41 inch IROKs, 1967 Chevelle, 1987 RX7 LS1/T56 Powered iTrader: (0)	I would jump on a fork lift. Put the forks about chest level and go after the zombies.

06-01-2010, 10:23 PM	#17
RSX Type-Slow Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: D-town Member #5868 My Ride: 99' Civic Si iTrader: (1)	zombies are too dumb to use tools silly. chain saw isle for sure. If thats full of zombies, then head over to the air compressor/ nail gun aisle and grab a box of 10000 nails while i'm on the way. If worst comes to worst i'd hop onto that weird forklift thingy and mow down some zombie ass. __________________ -Tim Dropped and swapped Civic Si

06-01-2010, 11:01 PM	#20
Nick Merrone Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: philly Member #10807 My Ride: c18det hatch iTrader: (1)	well id go in there for the drywall screws i needed, id place them in my cart and run out the store because they'd be free. Then i'd go home and go on tst.

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