Bowl of Granola + Urinal + Eating Granola= Piss taste in mouth = Puke in urinal :)

[Drftpretty]

So I was on may way to the bathroom, passing an empty conference room and noticed a huge bowl of granola just sitting there waiting to be cleaned up by housekeeping. I crept inside, filled up a little styrofoam bowl, and continued on my way to the boys room.

So im standing there, bowl in one hand, weiner in the other, dumping granola into my mouth. I close my mouth and instantly can taste piss (or what I assume it tastes like)

I must have not drank enough water today or something.

I then proceded to projectile vomit all over the wall in front of me.

Just thought id share