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stichris · 03-04-2005, 01:22 PM

It has recently come to our attention that there has been a recent proliferation of a rare, forum-borne virus on TriStateTuners. If left untreated, it will likely build pressure in the temporal fossa, and increase the risk of long-term complications. In order to determine the risk of progression, your physican may monitor pH and TST levels, as well as check your oil and tire pressure on a regular basis. It is noted that those with a weakened sense of humour, or a history of heart disease, are especially susceptible to this virus, which has been placed by some doctors in the same category as facetiousness.

Please forward this to your friends and loved ones. Don't let them get sucked in to the horror of Sarcasm!

Regards,

Chris

TehWagon · 03-04-2005, 01:41 PM

Ahh, you speak wisdom. But how do we rid ourselves of this virus??

teh DIRT · 03-04-2005, 01:54 PM

virus? where? im outa here

the mike · 03-04-2005, 02:00 PM

Gold star for Chris.

kef · 03-04-2005, 02:42 PM

::ducks::

TehWagon · 03-04-2005, 02:46 PM

More research is in. This virus seems to take the form of a guest on the Jerry Springer show. If left untreated it will take over, sapping intelligence as it goes.

wrx_snobordr · 03-04-2005, 02:51 PM

I have some penicillin.. will that help?

Prototype240 · 03-04-2005, 02:53 PM

I think the only cure is a good old, fashioned blunt object to the head.

I had this disease for an hour or two, but no blunt object. I ended up banging my head against the wall for 15 minutes.

I feel better now.

03-04-2005, 01:22 PM	#1
stichris Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yardley, PA Member #125 iTrader: (0)	ATTENTION: All forum users It has recently come to our attention that there has been a recent proliferation of a rare, forum-borne virus on TriStateTuners. If left untreated, it will likely build pressure in the temporal fossa, and increase the risk of long-term complications. In order to determine the risk of progression, your physican may monitor pH and TST levels, as well as check your oil and tire pressure on a regular basis. It is noted that those with a weakened sense of humour, or a history of heart disease, are especially susceptible to this virus, which has been placed by some doctors in the same category as facetiousness. Please forward this to your friends and loved ones. Don't let them get sucked in to the horror of Sarcasm! Regards, Chris

03-04-2005, 02:00 PM	#4
the mike TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: 08075 Member #19 My Ride: 1991 Toyota Previa!!! iTrader: (1)	Gold star for Chris. __________________ My speed is only limited by my grip. Offramp Touge.

03-04-2005, 02:42 PM	#5
kef Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ./ Member #121 iTrader: (0)	::ducks:: __________________ i never think of the future. it comes soon enough.

03-04-2005, 02:51 PM	#7
wrx_snobordr Tri-State Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Member #21 iTrader: (1)	I have some penicillin.. will that help? __________________ Stock

03-04-2005, 02:53 PM	#8
Prototype240 Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: South Jersey Member #162 iTrader: (0)	I think the only cure is a good old, fashioned blunt object to the head. I had this disease for an hour or two, but no blunt object. I ended up banging my head against the wall for 15 minutes. I feel better now. __________________ Chris DiMarco 95 240SX

03-04-2005, 01:41 PM	#2
TehWagon The Calendar Master Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: FL (the 6th Tri-state State) Member #34 My Ride: 2002 Subaru Impreza WRX Wagon MBP iTrader: (0)	Ahh, you speak wisdom. But how do we rid ourselves of this virus??

03-04-2005, 02:46 PM	#6
TehWagon The Calendar Master Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: FL (the 6th Tri-state State) Member #34 My Ride: 2002 Subaru Impreza WRX Wagon MBP iTrader: (0)	More research is in. This virus seems to take the form of a guest on the Jerry Springer show. If left untreated it will take over, sapping intelligence as it goes.

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