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DropTopChevy · 12-11-2005, 02:42 AM

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cuz now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver slows down just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in the fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow, it will be a better night.

1988 Olds · 12-11-2005, 03:04 AM

LOL Miller

BlackBulletTSi · 12-11-2005, 03:11 AM

Miller Thats Awesome!

99SL2_Modder · 12-11-2005, 03:16 AM

I'd so submit this to my Fundamentals teacher...except the class would have to do a report because motor != engine. =(

HickRocket1258 · 12-11-2005, 11:36 AM

Haha that's great story. I like I like.

SilverTurboRidin · 12-11-2005, 11:49 AM

Good one miller

92talonTSI · 12-11-2005, 12:24 PM

i was thinking about naming my pistons

95SC2 · 12-11-2005, 12:46 PM

thats great

DropTopChevy · 12-11-2005, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 99SL2_Modder

I'd so submit this to my Fundamentals teacher...except the class would have to do a report because motor != engine. =(

So thats why u r so crazy about people saying motor

12-11-2005, 02:42 AM	#1
DropTopChevy Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: In a big house Member #242 My Ride: 2002 2.8 30V V6 iTrader: (6)	A Domestic Christmas Story Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing, My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing, I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining, All I can do is keep the four-banger straining, In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cuz now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver slows down just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he says in the fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing," I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow, it will be a better night. __________________ The great thing about being an architect is that you can walk into your dreams. - Harold E. Wagoner, 1986

12-11-2005, 03:04 AM	#2
1988 Olds Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Levittown, PA Member #201 My Ride: 2012 Chevy Cruze iTrader: (0)	LOL Miller __________________ 1988 Oldsmobile Cutlass Surpeme Classic To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. Dynoed at 237hp and 292lbs at the rear wheels. Hmm ran 13.52 @ 103.42 11/10/06 1994 Hunter Green Acura Integra DB7, Stock

12-11-2005, 03:11 AM	#3
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12-11-2005, 11:36 AM	#5
HickRocket1258 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2005 Location: West Chester, PA Member #415 iTrader: (0)	Haha that's great story. I like I like. __________________ -Rob Just a mustang that's lowered.....that's about it. Work harder....Millions on welfare depend on you!

12-11-2005, 11:49 AM	#6
SilverTurboRidin Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: L-town PA Member #197 iTrader: (0)	Good one miller __________________ Uhh used to be my dog you was in my left titty Scream RYDE OR DIE I thought you would die wit me Found out you a bitch you can't even ryde wit me Now it's a war you ain't on the side wit me To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

12-11-2005, 12:24 PM	#7
92talonTSI Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: West Milford, NJ Member #1010 iTrader: (0)	i was thinking about naming my pistons __________________ 1992 Ford Mustang GT Flowmaster catback exhaust \| 3.73 Gears \| BBK CAI \| Subframe conectors \| Eibach lowering springs 1992 Eagle Talon TSI AWD Totaled. R.I.P Last edited by 92talonTSI; 12-11-2005 at 05:18 PM.

12-11-2005, 12:46 PM	#8
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